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In the Cupboard!

*Places Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu in the cupboard*

Effect: Similar to the Antidisestablishmentarianism, this item prevents anyone placing anything in the cupboard unless it has a longer name than Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Also, it can't be removed while Antidisestablishmentarianism or Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide are in the cupboard.


Yam
Sticky portal gun (1 posts until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Sontaran
Schrödinger's Cat's carcass (***)
Large Hadron Collider (11 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
Cardboard box
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
 
Removed the Antidisestablishmentarianism. Portal gun shoots down Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide, so Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu may be removed.

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Sticky portal gun (5 posts until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Sontaran
Schrödinger's Cat's carcass (***)
Large Hadron Collider (10 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
Cardboard box
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
 
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*Removes Cardboard Box from the cupboard*

Also, @Berrenta;, which item did the Sticky Portal Gun remove, may I ask?

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Sticky portal gun (1 posts until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Sontaran
Schrödinger's Cat's carcass (***)
Large Hadron Collider (10 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
Antidisestablishmentarianism
Cesiumfrancolithicmyxialobidiumrixydixydoxidexidroxhide
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapiki-maungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
 
@BadAssGardevoir; Just fixed my post. It's the last one before your last addition.

Now, removed that other long named one. Cupboard is too cramped. Now factoring my last post...

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Sticky portal gun (3 posts until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Sontaran
Schrödinger's Cat's carcass (***)
Large Hadron Collider (10 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
 
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adds a falcon punch flavored energy drink into the DoRD
effect: FALLLLCCCCCOOOON PPPPPAAAWWWWWNNNNCCCHHHHH flavored!
Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Sticky portal gun (3 posts until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Sontaran
Schrödinger's Cat's carcass (***)
Large Hadron Collider (10 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
falcon punch energy drink
 
Inserts logic!
Effect: all things that are impossible (i.e. Something self-contradictory) are removed from the cupboard.
The Sontaran ('coz it's fictional), Schrödinger's cat's carcass and the falcon punch energy drink were removed.

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Sticky portal gun (1 post until it removes an object from the Department of Redundancies Department, it may be removed)
Large Hadron Collider (6 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
Logic(*)
 
Removed the portal gun.

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Large Hadron Collider (5 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)
Logic(*)
 
Removed the logic from the Department of Redundancies Department before this thread becomes too boring.

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Large Hadron Collider (4 posts until warmed up)
Mew's carcass (***)
Chen's carcass (***)

Also, the Sontaran was removed for being fictional, why weren't Mew and Chen removed for the same reason, even if they are dead?
 
I put in the Reanimator. All dead inhabitants of the Dept. of Redundancy Department become zombies.

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Large Hadron Collider (3 posts until warmed up)
Zombie Mew (***)
Zombie Chen (***)
Reanimator
 
Insert Rutile from the Disgaea series

Department of Redundancies Department:

Yam
Large Hadron Collider (3 posts until warmed up)
Zombie Mew (***)
Zombie Chen (***)
Reanimator
Rutile (***)
 
*Inserts a LEGO Brick*

Effect: Makes everything else in the Department of Redundancies Department, including the Department itself, into a LEGO version of that thing. This effect is irreversible and overrides the effects of every single object in existence.

LEGO Department of Redundancies Department:

LEGO Yam
Large LEGO Hadron Collider (2 posts until warmed up)
LEGO Zombie Mew (***)
LEGO Zombie Chen (***)
LEGO Reanimator
LEGO Rutile (***)
LEGO Brick
 
*Places the Bionis in the cupboard*

Effect: Because it is so big, it destroyed the cupboard. But, since this thread still needs a place to put stuff, the Bionis shall be used as a replacement. Though every ten posts something will be absorbed into it.

The Bionis (10 posts until something is absorbed):
 
What happened to the two items added if cupboard was empty part? Then again, there might not be room for item #2 when the Bionis was added.

Anyways, added a jar of dirt. No effect whatsoever! (Or is there?)

The Bionis (8 posts until something is absorbed):
Cat
Jar of dirt
 
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*Places a pair of Sunglasses in the cupboard*

Effect: Gives every living thing in the cupboard the title of Sunglasses-Wearing _____. Also, this item can't be removed under any circumstance, not even by items designed specificly to remove this item, as indicated by a (*).

The Bionis (6 posts until something is absorbed):

Cat
Jar of dirt
Sunglasses-Wearing Ika Musume
Sunglasses (*)
 
*inserts google*
effect: the bionis shall now be ruled by google's evil ambitions for multiversal domination

the bionis(5 more posts until something is absorbed):
Sunglasses-Wearing Cat
Jar of dirt
Sunglasses-Wearing Ika Musume
Sunglasses (*)
Google
 
Insert Taranza

Google-Conquered Bionis (4 more posts until something is absorbed):
Cat (Sunglasses)
Jar of dirt
Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Google
Taranza (Sunglasses)
 
*Inserts Zanza into the cupboard*

Effect: Removes anything trying to harm the Bionis in any way. Oh, and anything that might do so can't be put in the cupboard until he's gone. Also, he can't be removed under any circumstance until the Bionis is removed, as indicated by a (**).

The Bionis (3 more posts until something is absorbed):
Sunglasses-Wearing Cat
Jar of dirt
Sunglasses-Wearing Ika Musume
Sunglasses (*)
Sunglasses-Wearing Taranza
Zanza (**)
 

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