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In the Cupboard!

Inserts Gorosaurus

The Bionis (3 more posts until something is absorbed):
Cat (Sunglasses)
Jar of dirt
Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Taranza (Sunglasses)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
 
Inserts Diancie

The Bionis (2 more posts until something is absorbed):
Cat (Sunglasses)
Jar of dirt
Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Taranza (Sunglasses)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Diancie (Sunglasses)
 
If we correct the timer, something will be absorbed now. This time, Taranza gets it.

As for my turn, I put in Kirby. The truth about the jar of dirt I added will be revealed next time I post...unless it gets taken out or absorbed.

The Bionis (10 more posts until something is absorbed):
Cat (Sunglasses)
Jar of dirt
Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
 
Inserts the Nightmare Machine, which the forgotten Mario villain Wart used to create monsters for his army.

(Effect: Enables two items to be placed as long as one or both of them are living beings/life forms of any sort. Alternatively, instead of a life-form/creature, you can put a vegetable of any kind as a secondary item.)

The Bionis (8 more posts until something is absorbed):

Cat (Sunglasses)
Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
Nightmare Machine (X)
 
Inserts Homer J. Simpson into the Bionis.

Effects: Every living being in the Bionis, and the Bionis itself, now has the middle name J. Additionally, if the Bionis absorbs Homer, it immediately dies due to food poisoning.

Inserts the Horta

Effect: This silicon based life form will burn its way out of the Bionis, and kill it, in 15 turns. If the Bionis absorbs it before then, it will die due to silicon poisoning. The Horta cannot be touched and cannot be removed from the Bionis.

The J. Bionis (7 turns until something is absorbed)

Cat J. (Sunglasses)
Ika J. Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus J. (Sunglasses)
Diancie J. (Sunglasses)
Kirby J. (Sunglasses)
Nightmare Machine
Homer J. Simpson (Sunglasses)
The J. Horta (15 turns until it burns through the Bionis) (Sunglasses)
 
I'm afraid Zanza won't stand for that, @Random Punster;. His effect does say he can't let anything that can harm the Bionis near it, so he's going to have to kick both Homer and Horta out.

Anyway... *Inserts the Monado*

Effect: No mechanical beings can be placed in the Bionis, and any that are already in it shall be removed. Also, it can't be removed until Zanza's gone because reasons. ;)

The Bionis

Sunglasses-Wearing Cat
Ika Musume
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Sunglasses-Wearing Gorosaurus
Sunglasses-Wearing Diancie
Sunglasses-Wearing Kirby
The Monado
 
Well, darn. The jar of dirt could have boosted the Bionis's absorption powers if absorbed, causing it to take less time to consume another. But as it was taken out, it will take 10 turns as per usual.

Anyways, removed the cat before something bad happens to it.

The Bionis (5 posts until something is absorbed.)

Ika Musume
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Sunglasses-Wearing Gorosaurus
Sunglasses-Wearing Diancie
Sunglasses-Wearing Kirby
The Monado
 
Inserts Mai Minakami

The Bionis (5 posts until something is absorbed.)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
 
I insert the Diancite. Diancie gets a hold of it, and Mega Evolves.

The Bionis (3 posts until something is absorbed.)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Mega Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
 
Inserts Missingno. into the Bionis.

Effect: Allows me to scramble the effect of one object in the Bionis as I see fit. Additionally, due to Missingno.'s glitchy presence, one of the items in the Bionis gets duplicated into 127 copies of itself. These effects are irreversible and cannot be undermined under any circumstances, even if Missingno. is removed from the Bionis or destroyed/absorbed.

The Effect I choose to scramble is Zanza's. Zanza no longer protects the Bionis, and will allow object or items inserted to harm the Bionis. Additionally, any and all items in the Bionis must create an additional ability that will harm the Bionis. (I will leave that at the discretion of the people who placed said objects or creature into the Bionis.)

The Sunglasses gets duplicated, because sunglasses are cool.
The Bionis (2 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Zanza (**)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Mega Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
Missingno.
 
*takes out Zanza to prevent treachery* Looks like the Monado is free for the taking.

The Bionis (1 post until something gets absorbed)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Mega Diancie (Sunglasses)
Kirby (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
Missingno.
 
Muahahahahahahahaha! With Zanza gone, I respawn the Horta into the Bionis.

Effect: The Horta will burn through the Bionis in 5 posts. Nothing can stop this, and the Horta cannot be removed or destroyed until it has completed its task.

Meanwhile, the Bionis absorbs Kirby.

The Bionis (10 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Mega Diancie (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
Missingno.
The Horta (5 posts until it burns through the Bionis) (sunglasses, though where I have no idea)
 
Inserts Nano Shinonome, the robot girl who aspires to become a normal person

The Bionis (9 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Gorosaurus (Sunglasses)
Mega Diancie (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai Minakami (Sunglasses)
Missingno.
The Horta (4 posts until it burns through the Bionis) (Sunglasses in unknown location)
Nano Shinonome (Sunglasses)
 
Inserts Homer J. Simpson, once again.

Effect: Every living creature in the Bionis gets the middle name J.

The Bionis (8 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika J. Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Goro J. saurus (Sunglasses)
Mega J. Diancie (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai J. Minakami (Sunglasses)
Missingno.
The J. Horta (3 posts until it burns through the Bionis) (Sunglasses in unknown location)
Nano J. Shinonome (Sunglasses)
Homer J. Simpson (Sunglasses)
 
I remove Missingno.

The Bionis (7 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika J. Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Goro J. saurus (Sunglasses)
Mega J. Diancie (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai J. Minakami (Sunglasses)
The J. Horta (2 posts until it burns through the Bionis) (Sunglasses in unknown location)
Nano J. Shinonome (Sunglasses)
Homer J. Simpson (Sunglasses)
 
An alien ship appears out of nowhere, deploying an Elgyem into Valak Mountain for reasons unknown

The Bionis (6 posts until something gets absorbed)

Ika J. Musume (Sunglasses)
Sunglasses x 128 (*)
Goro J. saurus (Sunglasses)
Mega J. Diancie (Sunglasses)
The Monado
Mai J. Minakami (Sunglasses)
The J. Horta (1 post until it burns through the Bionis) (Sunglasses in unknown location)
Nano J. Shinonome (Sunglasses)
Homer J. Simpson (Sunglasses)
Elgyem J. Elgyem (Sunglasses)
 
*Inserts Mega Salamence into the cupboard*

Effect: Due to being terribly broken, this item destroys every single object in the Bionis, including itself, leaving us with just an endless void.

The Void:



I will never let you have your fun, Punster. :)
 
*seals up the void by putting in a new cupboard, along with the Monado I salvaged from Mega Salamence's rampage. It's defunct now, though, so it has no effects.*

Cupboard:

Defunct Monado
 
Rebuild the monster manufacturing Nightmare Machine

Homerun-chan said:
(Effect: Enables two items to be placed as long as one or both of them are living beings/life forms of any sort. Alternatively, instead of a life-form/creature, you can put a vegetable of any kind as a secondary item.)
Click to expand...

Also, any secondary life-form/vegetable that was added in due to the Nightmare Machine shall be marked with an (8) to signify that it was created by the machine

Void:

Malfunctioned Monado
Nightmare Machine
 
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