In the Cupboard!

[ReturnofMCH]

*inserts the pointless warnings thread*
effect: now everything has to be pointlessly warned about from here on out.

Cupboard:

Hacked Rampardos
The Monado
Lava Cookie
Donkey Kong
pointless warnings

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Puts an Edit This Out in the thread... Whatever the f*** that is*

Effect: Effects of items placed in the cupboard before this post are no longer active. This item's effect can never be undone.

Hacked Rampardos
The Monado
Lava Cookie
Donkey Kong
Pointless Warnings
Edit This Out

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

OBJECTION!​

As Punster previously stated, the Monado could not be placed in the Pokeball, so all posts since then are void. Anyway, *inserts a BadAssGardevoir*
Effect: Cannot be removed from the Pokeball by anyone not a Mod. Removal will destroy the Pokeball.

Pokeball (*):

Hacked Rampardos
Death trap containing Ninetales Prower (still needs to be removed from soup and vending machine before he can be extracted from the Pokeball)
BadAssGardevoir (*)

 

[Berrenta]

Added a Forretress.

Effect: Uses Rapid Spin, voiding all traps. No traps may be placed as long as Forretress remains. Because of this, Ninetales Prower is no longer trapped.

Poké Ball (*)

Hacked Rampardos
(freed) Ninetales Prower
BadAssGardevoir (*)
Forretress

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Runs away from the cupboard/Pokéball/whatever while Punster isn't looking*

Poké Ball (*)

Hacked Rampardos
BadAssGardevoir (*)
Forretress

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*inserts an army of cute Pokemon*
Effect: if a game-breaking item is used to destroy the pokeball, you have the death of these Pokemon on your hands.

Rampardos used imprison! The cute Pokemon were trapped in the pokeball!
Poké Ball (*)

Hacked Rampardos
BadAssGardevoir (*)
Forretress
Cute Pokemon army (*)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Places Mega Salamence in the cupboard again*

Effect: This item is so incredibly broken that everything in the cupboard, including Mega Salamence, is destroyed, leaving us wiht just an endless Void.

The Void:

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*Places Mega Salamence in the cupboard again*

Effect: This item is so incredibly broken that everything in the cupboard, including Mega Salamence, is destroyed, leaving us wiht just an endless Void.

The Void:

You murderer how could you
Also suicidal

Anyways, *places BAG's guilt and BAG's charred remains into the void*

The void:
BAG's guilt
BAG's charred remains

Edit: oops, just realised that was a pingpong. Sorry.

The void;

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts a Dalek warship into the Void*

Effect: this item cannot be destroyed even by game breaking items or by the destruction of the Void, or cupboard, itself. This item may not be removed until it has completed its purpose.
When this item exits the Void (i.e. When the cupboard is no longer named the Void), it will spew forth the Cult of Scaro 15 posts later.

The Void:
BAG's guilt
BAG's charred remains
Dalek Warship

 

[Berrenta]

I gather up BAG's charred remains.

The Void:
BAG's guilt
Dalek Warship

 

[italicizewafer]

places on 3-D glasses, enabling vision of "Void Stuff"
realizing that items cannot exist in the Void, due to programming limitations and negative y values, the Void causes a glitch cascade that spawns in a Cupboard and removes the dalek warship, which suddenly turns into a bowl of petunias.

Cupboard:
Bowl of Petunias

 

[ReturnofMCH]

I insert a trekkie
effect: will attack any star wars/doctor who-based items out of the cupboard should one come near this mega nerd.

cupboard:
bowl of petunias
trekkie

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Inserts Denzel Crocker into the Cupboard once again.

Effect: The Cupboard is once again named The Crocker Cave, and any magical items in The Crocker Cave are immediately neutralized. Additionally, no magic or Fairy related object can be placed into The Crocker Cave. The Crocker Cave cannot be renamed, even in the absence of Denzel Crocker. It will forever remain named The Crocker Cave, even if it is reset/destroyed/torn to shreds/cast into the Void/replaced by another object.

The Crocker Cave:

bowl of petunias
trekkie
Denzel Crocker

 

[italicizewafer]

*Inserts a facehugger*
The facehugger inpregnates the Trekkie, who becomes very happy to be part of the grand scheme of the F&G gods!
Something will happen in 3 turns...


Cupboard:
Bowl of Petunias
Impregnated Trekkie

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Renge Miyauchi

Crockboard

Petunia Bowl
Mr. Crocker
Trekkie (Chestburster in 2 turns)
Renge Miyauchi

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts a quantum entangled cold-fusion lead cooled fast microreactor velociraptor treadmill, which begins charging the Ultimate Renamer device.
Crocker Cave:
Petunia Bowl
Mr. Crocker
Trekkie (Chestburster in 1 turn!!! OMGAWD!)
Renge Miyauchi
QECFLCFMVT Charge: 1/3

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*Inserts the Incredible Hulk*

Effect: The Hulk smashes all machines and supervillains within The Crocker Cave. No machine or supervillain may be placed into the Crocker Cave.

(Note: Denzel Crocker might be a villain in his TV show, but there is absolutely nothing super about him.)

The Crocker Cave:

Petunia Bowl
Mr. Crocker
Trekkie (Ready to pop in 1 turn)
Renge Miyauchi
The Incredible Hulk

 

[italicizewafer]

After 30 seconds, the hulk decays into a scientist.
Adds Doc Brown to the Crocker Cave:

Surprise!
The chestburster popped out! It grew into a [REDACTED] and killed Crocker and the Hulk.

The Late Crocker Cave:
Petunia Bowl
Trekkie (SPLAAHTT)
Renge Miyauchi
Doc Brown
2 dead bodies
Alien

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Professor Shinonome, an 8-year old mad scientist who still has the behavior of a little girl despite her intellect.

Everlasting Crockboard:
Petunia Bowl
Trekkie's Carcass
Renge Miyauchi
Doc Brown
Former Hulk's Carcass
Xenomorph
Hakase Shinonome

 

[italicizewafer]

Doc Brown builds some lightning thing and hooks it into a flux capacitor, which insta-charges the UltiNamer 9000 between a turn! Next turn, the Crocker cave shall become...The Dragon's Den!
The alien eats the carcasses.
Adds a potato battery to the [EDIT IN PROGRESS]
Petunia Bowl
Trekkie's Carcass
Renge Miyauchi
Doc Brown
Xenomorph (I see what you did there)
Hakase Shinonome
[||||||||||||_] Charged Renamer ---|
Potato Battery charging renamer --|