In the Cupboard!

[italicizewafer]

The DE removes Iron Man.

Meta Knight teams with the now fully grown hatchling. For simplicity, they become one item, Meta Dragon, which can only be defeated by something from American comic books or the Kirby series. Kirby cannot inhale them.

Hades: Crap!


Final Destination:

Renge
Metal Sonic
Ron Solenoid
Cute JPEG
Draggadon
Meta Dragon
A&JoL
Hades
Devastation Orchestra (5 posts, damaged slightly)
Vegeta-ble
BaNaNa Kirby, singing crocadile dock/rock.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Foodfight

Hades: My my, what a freshly rotten looking movie. I bet those other residents would have a really fun time with it.

(Also, the forgotten shot of the Ensemble somehow comes back, destroying the Pokemon movie

Final Destination:

Renge Miyauchi (Watching movie, appears to be somewhat traumatized)
Metal Sonic (Watching movie)
Tom Servo (Mourning Crow's death while attempting to ignore the movie)
Cute JPEG
Draggadon (Watching movie)
Meta Dragon (Distracted by the movie)
Hades (Enjoying the sight of his acquaintances' misery)
Devastation Ensemble (4 posts)
Vegeta (Watching movie)
Kirby (Lost his ability due to how horrifying the movie is)
Foodfight

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Viewtiful Joe*

Effect: Any movies that are placed in the cupboard shall become the cupboard. If there is already a movie in the cupboard, or a different one is placed in it, that item becomes the cupboard insted, while the one that was formerly in the position of the cupboard shall be removed.

Hades: I like your style - you don't just want them to suffer through this abomination, you want them to become part of it. I could use a man like you in my army.

Foodfight

Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Tom Servo (Mourning Crow's death)
Cute JPEG
Draggadon
Meta Dragon
Hades (Enjoying the sight of his acquaintances' misery)
Devastation Ensamble (3 posts)
Vegeta
Kirby
Viewtiful Joe

 

[italicizewafer]

The Meta Dragon destroys Foodfight. Luckily, there were no more movies.


Inserts a Mel Brooks collection. It puts on a Mel Brooks movie and also produces Popcorn. Hades seems happy, and the Deva. Ensem. stops running for a few turns.


Mel Brooks Collection: Spaceballs

Renge (Happy)
Metal Sonic(Bored)
Tom Servo (Enjoying the movie)
smile.dog Cute JPG
Draggadon
Meta Dragon
Hades (Enjoying the sight of Dark Helmet's misery)
Devastation Ensamble(Restarts in 3 posts)
Vegeta-ble
Kirby (Enjoying Movie)
Viewtiful Joe (Playing Spaceballs)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Out of nowhere, a strange Black Hole appears and absorbed everything until the movie world gets completely erased from reality..... only for everyone to wake up and realize that all those strange and disastrous events was a dream that was eventually eaten by a Drowzee, and the movie (Arceus and the Jewel of Life) has already finished...

Cupboard:

Hatchling (eating floor popcorn)
Renge Miyauchi (Disappointed)
Metal Sonic (Disappointed)
Crow T. Robot (Disappointed)
Tom Servo (Relieved that his friend has not truly died)
Abe Lincoln (Confused)
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon (Appears to be depressed because he sneezed fire at his popcorn, burning them)
Magolor (Appears to be mumbling about some crown...)
Popcorn Machine
Drowzee (Laughing)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Places Hades in the cupboard again*

Effect: Same as last time, only without the Devastation Ensemble.

Hades: You thought a mere black hole could get rid of little old me?

Hatchling
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Crow T. Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon
Magolor
Popcorn Machine
Drowzee
Hades

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

(Actually, to make things a little more clear, from #1212 onward turned out to be a dream made by a Drowzee and the black hole was just the dream being eaten. I appreciate Hades being brought back though, since he's one of the best villains in existence)

Inserts Pittoo

Hades: Ah, it's Pitty Pat's worthless little recolor, Spittoo. I heard a lot of Smashers out there really loathed you, and that's a good thing.

Cupboard:

Hatchling (Nibbling on floor popcorn)
Renge Miyauchi (Appears to be hypnotized by the Drowzee)
Metal Sonic (Reading an unknown book from somewhere)
Crow T. Robot (arguing with Tom Servo)
Tom Servo (arguing with Crow)
Abe Lincoln (Currently building a log cabin)
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon (Currently hiding in a pool of lava)
Magolor (Is plotting something sinister....)
Popcorn Machine (Ran out of Popcorn)
Drowzee
Hades
Dark Pit (Looking off at the corner with a seemingly upset face)

 

[italicizewafer]

The hatchling becomes a mature hatchling.
Renge is looking at Hades in a really creepy way...


Abe Lincoln built a log cabin. Everybody heads inside, but the hatchling (already quite large) cannot fit and sits outside and warms the cabin...
Hades: That's a nice cabin. My dog built one once.

Inside the cabin is a cupboard...? What could this be?



Cupboard:
Mature Hatchling
Cabin:
Cupboard
Renge (?)
Metal Sonic (Reading Eragon)
Crow & Tom (Eating gumballs)
Abe Lincoln (Proud)
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon(Hiding)
Magolar (Decides to steal Tom's gumballs)
Machine
Drowzee
Hades
Dark Pit (waves at dragon)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Hades lets Twinbellows loose in the cupboard*

Effect: Every five posts, this item will brethe fire at an item decided by the poster, destroying it and setting the items above and below the targeted item on fire, destroying them too. However, Hades and Twinbellows are imune to both a direct hit and the spreading of the fire... Though that doesn't prevent the poster from trying to target them.

Twinbellows targets Hades to give you an example of this item's effect, burning Drowzee and Pittoo in the process.

Hades: Bad boy, Twinbellows! That could've singed my hair. Oh well, at least I've got the souls of Spittoo AND that creepy tapir. Time to have a little fun...

*Hades fuses the souls of Dark Pit and Drowzee to create an Abomination*

Mature Hatchling
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Crow T. Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon
Magolor
Popcorn Machine
Hades
Log Cabin
Cupboard #2
Twinbellows
Abomination (Moaning an agony)

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*Inserts the other hades*
effect: since the kid icarus hades is basically a rip-off of the disney hades in terms of being a snarker (IIRC), there must now be TWO snarks about an object being inserted
hades 1h great, paradoxes...
hades 2:well well well, if it isn't my rip-off artist self from a video game...

Mature Hatchling
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Crow T. Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Cute Polaroid
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Draggadon
Magolor
Popcorn Machine
Hades 1 (annoyed)
Log Cabin
Cupboard #2
Twinbellows
Abomination (Moaning an agony)
Hades 2: (ready and willing)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Removes Arceus and the Jewel of Life*

Hades #2 : Aww, I haven't seen it yet...

Hades #1 : Oh don't worry, you're only missing out on the greatest Pokémon movie of all time.

Mature Hatchling
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Crow T. Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Cute Polaroid
Draggadon
Magolor
Popcorn Machine
Hades #1
Log Cabin
Cupboard #2
Twinbellows (3 posts until it fires)
Abomination (Still moaning an agony)
Hades #2

Note: The opinions of Hades #1 do not reflect those of the poster, who is only making him say that for trolling purposes.

Hades #1 : I can still hear you, you know?

Uh-oh... *Runs away*

 

[italicizewafer]

The dragon fully matures! It is now immune to the Twinbellows. The abomination and dragon are conversing about something interesting and sinister-ish!


Dragon
Abomination
Renge
Metal Sonic, very meltable indeed
Crow and Tom, also meltable.

Abe Lincoln.
Cute Polaroid
Magcolor
Draggadon
Popcorn Machine
Hadae
Log Cabin
Twinbellows (2)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Parsee Mizuhashi. Her jealousy grows so severe to the point where she is using her cursed power to wreak havoc.

(Note: She has the ability to control and manipulate the jealousy of anyone, and she's essentially jealous to everyone)

Hades (Hercules): A bridge guardian that controls jealousy? Eh, I'm not very interested. Besides, I already have a giant, three headed dog as a pet to guard my underworld.

Dragon (Afflicted with so much jealousy he is trying to steal everything)
Abomination
Renge Miyauchi (Afflicted with intense jealousy )
Metal Sonic (Appears to be confused about the behavior of others...)
Crow T Robot (Stole Tom Servo's head due to jealousy)
Tom Servo (Panicking due to stolen head)
Abe Lincoln (Afflicted with jealousy)
Cute Polaroid
Magolor (Appears to be talking about some kind of crown...)
Draggadon (Afflicted with intense jealousy)
Popcorn Machine
Hades (Hercules)
Hades (Kid Icarus)
Log Cabin
Twinbellows (1)
Cupboard 2
Parsee Mizuhashi

 

[italicizewafer]

The dragon gets so jealous it eats Parsee, and she survives but loses the effect.


The twinbellows overheats, and destroys itself.

Hades: ARGH!

Everyone is happy, and cheers!
Hades: Meh.

Abomination (Smiling in a strange way at dragon)
Renge
Metal Oxide Sonic
Crow T (Missing arm)
Tom servo (has arm instead of head)
Abe Lincoln (Never jealous!)
Magolor( LOONY)
draggadon
Popcorn
Hades
Hades
Log Cabin
Twinbellows (5)
Cupboard
Parsee

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts a strange alien creature. The creature instantly ran off, leaving a bunch of eggs everywhere on the Cupboard to infest the area. Horrified at how many eggs are there, Crow T. Robot and Tom Servo convinces everyone to cook and eat all the eggs before the alien mother comes back
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkK91A8l5QM). Tom Servo began quickly cooking the eggs using (Hercules) Hades's hair, Twinbellows, and Draggadon's fiery breath as a heat source.

Hades (Hercules): This reminds me of the time that stupid Pegasus blew off my hair...

Cupboard (Infested with Alien Eggs):

Mr. Dragon
Abomination
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic (Somehow began eating despite the fact he doesn't have a mouth)
Crow T Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Magolor
Draggadon
Popcorn Machine
Hades (Kid Icarus)
Hades (Hercules)
Log Cabin
Twinbellows (4)
Cupboard Mk 2
Parsee Mizuhashi (Jealous on how she doesn't get enough eggs to eat)

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Orochi*

Effect: Since this item has eight heads, an attempt to remove/destroy it will only remove one of the heads, effectively giving it seven extra 'lives' before it is removed properly.

Hades (KI): That snake thing looks familiar... I wonder if it's related to the Hewdraw.

Hades (Herclues): I think you mean 'Hydra'...

Cupbord:

Mr. Dragon
Abomination
Renge Miyauchi
Metal Sonic
Crow T Robot
Tom Servo
Abe Lincoln
Magolor
Draggadon
Popcorn Machine
Hades (Kid Icarus)
Hades (Hercules)
Log Cabin
Twinbellows (3)
Cupboard Mk 2
Parsee Mizuhashi
Orochi (8 heads)

Also, @Homerun-chan;, may I ask why you didn't have KI Hades make a comment about freaky alien lemonade in that last post of yours?

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts a mind=blown into the Cupboard*

Effect: Ignores all effects of other items. Blows the minds of everything in the Cupboard, including those objects which wouldn't ordinarily have minds. (Don't try thinking about that too much or it might blow your mind). In any case, this completely resets the Cupboard.

Cupboard:

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Rikka Takanashi, the delusional schoolgirl with an eyepatch, and the Demoman, a Scottish mercenary that specializes in bombs.

Cupboard:

Rikka Takanashi
Demoman

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts the A-Minus. It removes all items that have an A in their names, except itself.

_______:

A-Minus

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I'm not sure on what you are trying to accomplish, but ok

Inserts Doopliss

Cupbo_rd:

A-
Doopliss