In the Cupboard!

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a pie*

Effect: Wait for it...

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Pie

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

*Eats pie*


Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Metal Sonic

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*re-inserts the unstoppable duo*
Effect: same as before. Oh, and they also can't be killed, eaten, incinerated, teleported or otherwise removed/destroyed in any way.
OBJECTION!!!!!!!
This isn't a cupboard! It's Joseph's coat!

Joseph's coat:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo

According to recent studies, the Earth has no moon.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Professor Shinonome

Objection! She created a robot that looks identical to a female human and has advanced AI that makes it think just like a human

Joseph's coat:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts a Dargoon.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Rocket Metal Sonic

Joseph's coat:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Puts Hades in the cupboard yetagain*

Effect: You know what's going to happen by now: snarky comments and turning the cupboard into the Underworld.

Hades: Hello do-gooders, did you miss me?

Underworld:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Hades

 

[italicizewafer]

Nope.
Inserts a muzzle. Hades can no longer make snarky comments.

Mmmmf!

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Removes the Muzzle*

Hades: You really thought you could shut me up?

Underworld:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Hades

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

*Removes Hades*
Yes

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic

 

[Wispy Willow]

You didn't shut him up, you just moved him and his snarky comments somewhere else.

Anyway... *Insets a spare Monado*

Effect: Where do I keep getting these things?

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sanic
Monado

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Irisu Kyouko

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sanic
Monado
Irisu Kyouko

 

[italicizewafer]

Ninetales, you cannot remove an item added the previous turn.


Removes Monado

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Ib

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Irisu Kyouko
Ib

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Puts an Excadrill in the cupboard*

Effect: Any other effects are nutralised, regardless of an item having an effect that prevents said effect from being neutralised.

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Irisu Kyouko
Ib
Excardill

 

[italicizewafer]

Adds a Dues ex Machina
Effect: Lights up and makes whizzing noises whenever Dues ē Machina is present. Is not immune to mundane items, but cannot be affected by DEM items.



Currently, it's making a lot of whizzes and bangs. The dragon has walked over to see what it was about.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Madotsuki

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Madotsuki
Ib
Irisu Kyouko
Excadrill
Deus Ex Machina

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts the Movers.
Effect: They move 5 items at a time to another dimension. Once everything has been moved, the dissapear. This has the effect of cleaning the cupboard up a bit.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The movers attempted to make Irisu leave by forcibly grabbing some of her stuff away. Irisu then glared discomfortably at them with eerie red eyes, then something indescribably horrific happened. No one has ever seen the movers again....

Cupboard:

Cookie full of Bananas
Empty bag of Chips
Infinite Improbability Drive
Italian Bistro
Thousands of 100% Genuine Counterfeit Wins
Metal Sonic
The unstoppable duo
Professor Shinonome
Dargoon
Rocket Metal Sonic
Madotsuki
Ib
Irisu Kyouko
Excadrill
Deus Ex Machina