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In the Cupboard!

The space cops come and taser Irisu. She is then arrested and tried for murder. 80 millenia in Space Jail.




The movers are back.
The cupboard now contains:
Sonic
Duo
Shinonome
Dragon
RMC
Madotsuki
Ib
Excadrill
Deus ē Machina
 
Inserts a mysterious reset button. One of the movers (who all turned out to be a troop of trained Vigoroth) presses it, causing the cupboard to reset almost entirely, with the Deus Ex Machina apparently intact.

Cupboard:

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Egg
Deus Ex Machina
 
I likey!

Adds Kyurem to the cupboard.
It begins to get slightly colder, but nothing much happens.
The egg shakes a little.


18°C | Cupboard:
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Dues Ex Machina
Egg
Kyurem
 
*Inserts Primal Groudon*

Effect: Due to Desolate Land, any water- or ice-themed items shall be evaporated and turned into Vaporous versions of themselves, rendering thier effects useless. Also, any wooden objects will catch fire.

Cupboard (ablaze):

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Egg
Dues Ex Machina
Vaporous Kyurem
Primal Groudon
 
Inserts Homsar. The drought caused by Primal Groudon inexplicably turns his hat into a pile of yellow steaks.

Homsar: AAAaaaAAhhh! My chicken-walrus face brings the most delightful variety of dinosaur-trapped taco soups!

Cupboard (ablaze):

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Egg
Dues Ex Machina
Vaporous Kyurem
Primal Groudon
Homsar
 
Inserts arceus into the cupboard. Arceus turns an unpleasant pinkish colour from being burnt by groudons heat.
Effect- nothing. I just wanted to trap the Pokemon God in a cupboard and give it sunburn! (That's normal- right?)

Cupboard:
upboard (ablaze):

Chocolate Chip Cookies
Egg
Dues Ex Machina
Vaporous Kyurem
Primal Groudon
Homsar
Sunburnt Arceus
 
Inserts Fragarach: Gouging Sword of the War God.

Effect: Can only be used in response to a beings ultimate attack, at that time it rewrites time and Fate to the split second the ultimate attack is being started and pierces their heart.
However, due to 1) just being a weapon no-one is using and 2) Only being able to be used during another's Ultimate Attack, it is functioning as a nice paperweight.

TLDR version Effect: Fancy Paperweight

Cupboard(ablaze):

Chocolate Chip Cookies (Burnt)
Egg
Dues Ex Machina
Vaporous Kyurem
Primal Groudon
Homsar
Sunburnt Arceus
Fragarach
 
Sweeps some dust off of the floor.
Inserts a pair of Roombas. They begin to fight, the being in the cupboard come to look at it.

The Vapourous Kyurem condenses into Vaporeon. Due to Vaporeon's unique chemistry, somehow it retains a similar shape and biology as Kyurem, just defrosted. The egg shakes a bit more.


Flaming Death Cupboard:
Cookies (Dusty!)
Egg (Shaking a little)
DEM
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon (Slightly cooler)
Arceus (Smothering himself in Aloe Vera)
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas (Fighting)
 
Inserts GUMI. Homsar's hat comes off and joins the Roomba fight.

Homsar: AAAaaaAAAaaahhh! Let's all sing a song for the cooling axolotl show!

Flaming Death Cupboard:

Cookies (Overbaked)
Egg (Seems like it's about to hatch...)
DEM
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon (Slightly cooler)
Arceus (Smothering himself in Aloe Vera)
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas (Fighting alongside Homsar's hat)
GUMI
 
The egg hatches into a baby Zekrom. Aww, cute!

The roomba fight intensified!


Flaming Death Cupboard:

Cookies (Dusty!)
Zekrom (Baby)
DEM
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon (Slightly cooler)
Arceus (Smothering himself in Aloe Vera)
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas (Fighting alongside Homsar's hat)
GUMI
 
Inserts a Lesser Spotted Jellyfloat. It slurps up the Zekrom Baby.

Note: This strange, jellyfish-like monster floats around instead of living in the sea, making it invulnerable to any attack in the land. It will wander around, and whatever edible object is near its vicinity will be inhaled and swallowed inside the Jellyfloat. If left out for 3 turns, whatever is inside the Jellyfloat will be digested. If it gets defeated by any method, anyone swallowed up who is not digested is free and the Jellyfloat explodes. However, anyone who's inside it is unable to attack the Jellyfloat while they are slowly being digested. If it gets removed, then anything that was inside the Jellyfloat is removed along with it.

Also, Homsar's hat wins the fight......by transforming into a glove and turning off the roombas.

Flaming Death Cupboard:

Cookies (Dusty!)
Lesser Spotted Jellyfloat (Baby Zekrom trapped, 3 turns left)
DEM
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon (Slightly cooler)
Arceus (Smothering himself in Aloe Vera)
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas (Off)
GUMI
 
The Vaporeon Kyurem is very upset! It uses the powers of the sea to explodify the big, bad jellifish!


The baby comes out, unconscious. Kyurem walks over too it, looks down, expresses disappointment and wanders off.

In the interest of the thread, I add a nice little jellyfish.


Cupboard:
Cookies (Dusty!)
Nice little jellyfish
DEM
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon (Rather cool. [For Primal Groudon])
Arceus (Smothering himself in Aloe Vera)
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas (Somehow repairing themselves)
GUMI
 
*Inserts a Gore Magalga*

Effect: This item's effect is a strange one: any items above and below it get infected with the Frenzy Virus, which shall be described in detail below. Also, it is immune to any vision-related effects.

Frenzy Virus effect: Any items infected with this - non-living beings included - turns into a Frenzied version of itself and will suffer a slow, agonising death three posts later, which then turns them into a Dead item and removing any effects they might have. However, while they are still infected, they can infect other items above and below them a post after they're infected. Also, they can't be removed until they die. Oh, and it continues to spread even after the Gore Magalga (which is immune to its effects BTW) is removed from the cupboard.

Cupboard:

Cookies
Dues Ex Machina
Vaporeon Kyurem
Primal Groudon
Arceus
Homsar
Fragarach
Roombas
Frenzied GUMI (3)
Gore Magalga
 
Homsar levitates to the point no one can reach him, he then did his iconic "AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaahhh!!!"" wail. Then out of nowhere, the floor of the Cupboard began rotating and moving around, causing the items to bump each other until everyone except Homsar is infected. Homsar then looks around, presumably aware about what he has done, then disappears out of existence, but not before saying one last weird sentence.

Homsar: AAAaaaAAAaaahhh!!! I'mma sorry that every single elephantine woman has converted into a purple, peanut noodle.

Btw, @Ninetales Prower; is it possible for any of the infected items to gain an Apex status?

Cupboard:

Cookies (Infected, 3 days)
Dues Ex Machina (Infected, 3 days)
Vaporeon Kyurem (Infected, 3 days)
Primal Groudon (Infected, 3 days)
Arceus (Infected, 3 days)
Fragarach (Infected, 3 days)
Roombas (Infected, 3 days)
Frenzied GUMI (Infected, 2 days)
Gore Magala
 
Btw, @Ninetales Prower; is it possible for any of the infected items to gain an Apex status?

Not unless the item's effect specifically states such.

Anyway... *Inserts a Plunger*

Effect: Turning this into a Frenzied Plunger will make @Maniacal Engineer; most pleased.

Cupboard:

Frenzied Cookies (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Dues Ex Machina (Infected, days)
Frenzied Vaporeon Kyurem (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Primal Groudon (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Arceus (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Fragarach (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Roombas (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied GUMI (Infected, 1 days)
Gore Magala
Frrenzied Plunger (Infercted, 3 days)
 
Adds a teleporter.

Effect: It teleports everyone over into the LPW thread to clean disease.



Cupboard:
 
Adds a teleporter.

Effect: It teleports everyone over into the LPW thread to clean disease.



Cupboard:

Ah, but I did mention that an infected item can't be removed, so all you removed is the Gore Magalga.

*Inserts a Wolf for some reason*

Oh, and everything that isn't the Frenzied Plunger has died.

Cupboard:

Dead Cookies
Dead Dues Ex Machina
Dead Vaporeon Kyurem
Dead Primal Groudon
Dead Arceus
Dead Fragarach
Dead Roombas
Dead GUMI
Dead Plunger
Frenzied Teleporter (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Wolf (Infected, 3 days)
 
Removes Dead Cookies

Cupboard:

Dead Deus Ex Machina
Dead Vaporeon Kyurem
Dead Primal Groudon
Dead Arceus
Dead Fragarach
Dead Roombas
Dead GUMI
Dead Plunger
Frenzied Teleporter (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Wolf (Infected, 3 days)
 
Due to the effect of the Dues still working, the teleporter reboots itself and empties the cupboard of all of Ninetale's junk, except the DEM and itself. This is because nobody likes dead bodies cluttering up the hallways.
Adds another mysterious egg.

Cupboard:
Mysterious Egg
DEM
Teleporter (Reset)
 
Due to the effect of the Dues still working, the teleporter reboots itself and empties the cupboard of all of Ninetale's junk, except the DEM and itself. This is because nobody likes dead bodies cluttering up the hallways.
Adds another mysterious egg.

Cupboard:
Mysterious Egg
DEM
Teleporter (Reset)

Ah, but when items become Dead, they lose thier effects. Plus, I don't think the Deus Ex Machina had any noteworthy effect to begin with (in this case).

*Inserts @Maniacal Engineer;*

Effect: No effect, this is just here to troll you.

Cupboard:

Dead Deus Ex Machina
Dead Vaporeon Kyurem
Dead Primal Groudon
Dead Arceus
Dead Fragarach
Dead Roombas
Dead GUMI
Dead Plunger
Dead Teleporter
Dead Wolf
Frenzied Mysterious Egg (Infected, 2 days)
Frenzied Maniacal Engineer
 
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