In the Cupboard!

[italicizewafer]

Oh, wait, what?
Give me a second, MCH's post and everything is throwing me off...
Anyway, the Tyrantrum realized that the entire thread is bonkers in a quick glimpse of the real world through my signature, and therefore accepted the gesture of kindness. The charizard is still ticked though and flys off to a cave.

Adds a Quadratic Electron Drive
Effect: Draws it's energy from high concentrations of Dues Ex Machina, and therefore only activates when such is placed in the cupboard.
Due to the openess of this power supply, the QED changes its function to simply disabling devices that have such concentrations.


Cupboard:

Mega Charizard Y (In cave, currently indestructible because only I know where said cave is)
Tyrantrum (Running around and annoying the Goomba)
Ninetales (Annoying the Goomba)
Goomba (Very angry)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Biome

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts an Egg. Ninetales calls out on Taiga's short size, which offended her so badly she punched the Ninetales's face, WAY too hard, to the point an extremely loud cracking noise can be heard, as if a large fissure opened up. Meanwhile, the Charizard explores the cave, only to end up being kidnapped by a Mewtwo

Cupboard:

Mega Charizard Y (In cave, trapped by Mewtwo)
Tyrantrum (Panicking as his foot is eaten by the Goomba)
Ninetales (Horrified)
Goomba (Biting Tyrantrum's legs)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Sitting somewhere else, irritated)
Cute Egg

 

[italicizewafer]

The Charizard explains to Mewtwo the concept of "Up vs. Down" and it's battle. The mewtwo listens to the story and decides to clone the Charizard anyway. After an army has been made, Charizard asks if Mewtwo could also clone Zekrom and somehow manages to take out a GS Ball with Zekrom in it and give it too the Mewtwo. This creates an army of Zekroms and Charizards and makes the waterlubber very happy.
Additionally, the Randomizer goes through a spontaneous reaction and now has a 47% chance of flipping the two QED's every turn.

The cute egg hatches into a Togepi.

The army of Zekroms, now healed Mega and regular Charizards comes flying back from the Cupboard.

Effect: It's an army! It'll spread to other threads and can only be removed up to 5 at a time.


Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y
Charizard Clones (x100)
Zekrom Clones (x100)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (Horrified at Charizards, trampled by the Mega)
Goomba (Gnawing Tyrantum's legs)
Ninetales (Absolutely in complete, paralyzing shock)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga (Attacking Goomba)
Togepi

 

[Berrenta]

I removed the Ninetales, so it can recover.

Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y
Charizard Clones (x100)
Zekrom Clones (x100)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (Horrified at Charizards, trampled by the Mega)
Goomba (Gnawing Tyrantum's legs)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga (Attacking Goomba)
Togepi

 

[SobriquetP]

I place Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Valliere into the cupboard.

Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y
Charizard Clones (x100)
Zekrom Clones (x100)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (Horrified at Charizards, trampled by the Mega)
Goomba (Gnawing Tyrantum's legs)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga (Attacking Goomba)
Togepi
Louise Valliere

 

[italicizewafer]

For the sake of pronunciation, Louise Valliere is now just LV.

Tyrantrum loses it's legs and begins to hop around. Luckily, it lands on the goomba and kills it.

Adds the Clone-O-Matic
Effect: Using plungers, whisks, and other unusual devices it creates either 10 more, or if 10 are already in the cupboard (x^2)-x more Charizards and Black Kyurem/Zekroms (Eg: 10->100->1000->10,000)

It cannot be re-purposed by any means, it will simply stop working. It can be removed by a regular poster, but when it is it temporarily halts all other effects.


900 charizards fly off to the Charicific Valley.

Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y
Charizard Clones (x100)
Zekrom Clones (x100)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum(Legless, begging for Charizard's forgiveness)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga (Transformed into biome)
Togepi (Cute, riding on one of the Charizard's back)
Louise Valliere

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Mai Minakami

Cupboard:

Mega Charizard Y (Sleeping)
Charizard Clones (x100)
Zekrom Clones (x100)
Mewtwo (Eating a random yogurt)
Tyrantrum (In a wheelchair, watching a TV that apparently came from the cave)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Looking rather bored)
Togepi (Slapping the Mewtwo's face rudely)
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami (Reading a book while somehow avoiding all the flying Charizards swarming and attacking her. She is chanting an incantation of resurrection as she continuously dodges)

 

[italicizewafer]

The Charizards stop annoying Mai.

However, due to a short lapse in concentration she ends up resurrecting the many dragons heartlessly slaughtered by random people from anime/Touhou.

Mewtwo finished his yogurt and wacked Tyrantrum on the head with it.
Togepi is now jumping up and down on Mai's head.
Taiga wanders over to a Charizard and says hi.

Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y (Well rested)
Charizard (x10000)
Zekrom (x10000)
Dragon Egg
Hatchling
Dragon (x2)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (angry!)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga (Talking to a Charizard)
Togepi (Jumpin on Mai)
LV
Mai (Trying to get Togepi off her)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The Charizards stop annoying Mai.

However, due to a short lapse in concentration she ends up resurrecting the many dragons heartlessly slaughtered by random people from anime/Touhou.

The Incantation of Resurrection is actually just a (incorrect) password for a Video Game Mai was playing in the Famicom. Also, there were only 3 dragons in the entire Touhou Project, and even then, all 3 of them were minor characters in the Manga and thus were not fought.

And another thing, Taiga's actually a bit of a jerk.

Inserts a Buzzy Beetle. It disrespectfully pushes Tyrantrum's wheelchair to a corner.

Mega Charizard Y (Having a nightmare about scary dinosaurs)
Charizard Clones (x100000000)
Zekrom Clones (x100000000)
Mewtwo (Hungry)
Tyrantrum (Trying to move around)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Looking rather bored)
Togepi (Used Attract on Mai, which actually worked. The Togepi turned out to be Male)
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami (Somehow dodging all the Zekroms' Bolt Strikes while making a small wooden statue)
Buzzy Beetle

 

[italicizewafer]

Adds the thing that does stuff. (TTDS)

Effect: It always protects the Cloning Machine and at least 1 charizard and zekrom.

Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y (Realizes he's a dragon in nightmare, wakes up and eats some food)
Charizard Clones: 10^16 (10 to the power of 16)
Zekrom Clones: 10^16
Mewtwo (Eating some biscuits)
Tyrantrum (Baking biscuits, somehow)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Poking Togepi)
Mai (Looking at Togepi in a stange fasion)
Togwpi
LV
Buzzy Beetle
Clone-O-Matic
TTDS

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Stealth Rocks*

Effect: Any Pokémon weak to it shall be removed fro the cupboard (well, appart from that one Charizard that was protected by the Thing That Does Stuff). Oh, and it can't be removed unless an item in the cupboard uses Rapid Spin.

Cupboard:

Charizard
Zekrom Clones (xSome number I can't be botherd to calculate)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Happy Box

Note: It looks like a TV/Monitor, though it doesn't seem to be displaying anything. It purportedly brings out happiness.

Cupboard:

Charizard (Flying around)
Zekrom Clones (xSome number I can't be botherd to calculate)
Mewtwo (Floating around)
Tyrantrum (Staring at Happy Box)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Staring at the Happy Box)
Togepi (Setting Tyrantrum's wheelchair on fire)
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami (Sleeping)
Buzzy Beetle (Pushing the QED around)
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks
Happy Box

 

[italicizewafer]

Due to a small miscalculation in how Steath Rock works, it only removes half of the newly cloned Charizards.

Therefore, according to logic, we now have 5.5275×10⁵⁰ Charizards in the cupboard.

To calculate this, simply square 50, to get 2500, divide that by 2 (50^2500/2) and add that integer to 5.5275x10^50.
For the sake of simplicity, I better start coding a program that'll automatically do this. We also have 10^128 Zekroms in the cupboard.
(thanks, Ninetales, for forcing us to do absolute headaches worth of math!)
Here's a spreadsheet to make it easier:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YQZybcVOJcuOCBZK-8QL3bNqz3wDZPEzmFAvxpDKmow/edit?usp=sharing


Inserts Marvin
Effect: He stares at the Happy Box.....?



Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y

Charizard(5.5275×10⁵⁰)
Zekrom(10¹²⁸)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (Staring at Happy Box)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Staring at the Happy Box)
Togepi (Setting Tyrantrum's wheelchair on fire)
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami (Sleeping)
Buzzy Beetle (Pushing the QED around)
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks
Happy Box
Marvin(Mesmerized and contemplating life)

 

[Wispy Willow]

Due to a small miscalculation in how Steath Rock works, it only removes half of the newly cloned Charizards.

Therefore, according to logic, we now have 5.5275×10⁵⁰ Charizards in the cupboard.

To calculate this, simply square 50, to get 2500, divide that by 2 (50^2500/2) and add that integer to 5.5275x10^50.
For the sake of simplicity, I better start coding a program that'll automatically do this. We also have 10^128 Zekroms in the cupboard.
(thanks, Ninetales, for forcing us to do absolute headaches worth of math!)
Here's a spreadsheet to make it easier:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YQZybcVOJcuOCBZK-8QL3bNqz3wDZPEzmFAvxpDKmow/edit?usp=sharing


Inserts Marvin
Effect: He stares at the Happy Box.....?



Cupboard:
Mega Charizard Y

Charizard(5.5275×10⁵⁰)
Zekrom(10¹²⁸)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum (Staring at Happy Box)
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka (Staring at the Happy Box)
Togepi (Setting Tyrantrum's wheelchair on fire)
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami (Sleeping)
Buzzy Beetle (Pushing the QED around)
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks
Happy Box
Marvin(Mesmerized and contemplating life)

Actually, due to these Stealth Rocks not working like the ones in the games, they remove all but one. Did I say anything about switching in/out? No. So there.

Anyway... *Inserts a Pie*

Effect: Wait for it...

Cupboard:

Charizard
Zekrom Clones (xSome number I can't be botherd to calculate)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks
Happy Box
Marvin
Pie

 

[italicizewafer]

Removes the stealth rocks.

Modified the TTDS to automatically change the Stealth Rock behaviour to that of the games.

Zekrom Clones: (10^512)
Charizard Clones: 10
Mega Charizard Y
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
QED
QED
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Happy Box
Marvin
Pie

 

[Wispy Willow]

I mentioned Stealth Rock can't be removed unless an item in the cupboard used Rapid Spin, so you just wasted a post.

*Removes one of the QEDs*

Cupboard:

Charizard
Zekrom Clones (xSome number I can't be botherd to calculate)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
QED
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Stealth Rocks
Happy Box
Marvin
Pie

 

[italicizewafer]

Remember, the Cupboard follows override rules, and therefore it WAS removed. Stop trying to use Deus Ex Machina, it doesn't work here.

For protection, I add a Premptive Dues Ex Machine Overload Circuit. It uses the power of love and logic to again cancel out any Deus ex Machina one post before and 3 posts after it's occurrence. It's effect will linger three posts after it is removed due to this. It is protected by, and in return protects the TTDS


Anyway, Cupboard:
Charizard(10,000)
Mega Charizard Y
Zekrom Clones(10x2048)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
QED
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Happy Box
Marvin
Pie
Pre-DEM

 

[Wispy Willow]

But that wasn't Deus Ex Machina, that was just the object's effect. And what even is Deus Ex Machina Overide Circuit anyway?

*Removes the other QED*

Cupboard:

Charizard
Zekrom Clones(10x2048)
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Happy Box
Stealth Rocks
Marvin
Pie
Pre-DEM

 

[italicizewafer]

The circuit allows it to work. It's perspective-based.

Anyway, adds the Emergency Ejectorial Generator.

It ejects frenzied items from the cupboard before they can spread anything. It cannot be frenzied and cannot spread frenzy. It removes frenzy naturally, it can only be removed by normal means and it is complete inert in any other way. Additionally, please note that the Charizards are individual in the eye of the virus and any derivitives. Finally, I actually manually removed the steath rocks, which in fact invokes the DEM to automatically perform any action neccessary to remove said item. They aren't in the cupboard any more. Adding them back in is actually breaking rules.
The Pre-DEM always enables a manual removal of any individual item regardless of effect.

If you really wanted to get rid of the Charizards just remove the Clone-O-Matic.

Cupboard:
Mewtwo
Tyrantrum
Randomizer
Taiga Aisaka
Togepi
Louise Valliere
Mai Minakami
Buzzy Beetle
Thing That Does Stuff
Happy Box
Marvin
Pie
Pre-DEM
Charizard(100,000,000) [Next turn, just write 10^16]
Zekrom(10^8192) [Incredibly large!]
Mega Charizard Y
Emergency Ejectorial Generator

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Adds a Nuke*

Effect: Stuff this, let's bomb everything!

Smoking Pile of Ashes: