In the Cupboard!

[italicizewafer]

(Luckily all the Charizards and Zekroms flew away to their cave right before the explosion! They don't like the cupboard and won't be back.)

Adds a Mel Brooks collection.

Effect: Adds Mel-Brooks-y stuff every turn.

Adds a banana.
Effect: It's a banana. Duh.


Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
Banana
President Scroob

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Adds a piece of Raw Meat*

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
Banana
President Scroob
Raw Meat
Some other Mel Brooks thing


I don't really know Mel Brooks...

 

[italicizewafer]

WHAT?


Adds a slapper to the Cupboard. It slaps Ninetales in the face until he knows Mel Brooks.

Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
Banana
Raw Meat
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*eats raw meat, mmm... salmonella*
Mel Brooks Collection
Banana
President Scroob
Raw Meat
slapper
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
dimes

 

[italicizewafer]

Adds a Potatoroid to the cupboard.
Effect: INCOMING POTATO! RUN AWAY!


Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
Banana
Raw Meat
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid

 

[ReturnofMCH]

eats the banana

Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone

 

[italicizewafer]

IT WAS SO YOUNG.


Adds jar of nutella.
The collection takes a break for a while.
Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
NUTELLA

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Hanyuu

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Nutella
Hanyuu

 

[italicizewafer]

A post! IN THE CUPBOARD! It's so exciting! Oh, it's just some random anime stuff.
Ah well.
Adds a circle.
Effect: Wha? 2-D manifestation? How is this POSSIBLE?


Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Nutella
Hanyuu
()

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts a Prinny

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Nutella
Hanyuu
Circle
Prinny

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Mechon*

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Nutella
Hanyuu
Circle
Prinny
Mechon

 

[italicizewafer]

inserts the Identidyer.

Effect: Every 3rd turn, it removes a random item unless at least 3 people who have recently posted know what the item is (recently = 10 posts)
It cannot remove itself


Cupboard:
Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Nutella
Hanyuu
Circle
Prinny
Mechon

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

The Prinny explodes unexpectedly, destroying the identifying object, the Mechon, the Circle and the Nutella

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Hanyuu

 

[italicizewafer]

removes hanyuu

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Rika Furude

Cupboard:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Rika Furude

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts the Sylladex

It has some information on the back:

Introducing: The Sylladex! Are you tired of boring, simple, Cupboard management systems? Well, here you go! Just insert your favorite MODUS for crazy fun!


Effect: Not much. Insert modus!


cupboard:
sylladex
Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Rika Furude

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Palutena*

Effect: Simplar to Hades, this item makes amusing remarks about whatever is put in or removed from the cupboard. However, unlike Hades, she brings Pit along, who can add commentary of his own. Oh, adn she turns the cupboard into Skyworld.

Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting!
Palutena: I just hope Hades doesn't show up again...

Skyworld:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Rika Furude
Sylladex
Palutena
Pit

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Greater Spotted Jellyfloat

It's similar to its smaller cousin, The Lesser Spotted Jellyfloat, in that it sucks up objects to digests after 3 turns. Any object currently inside the Jellyfloat is unable to be interacted. However, it has a much larger appetite than the Lesser Spotted Jellyfloat, and as such, it can inhale 2, 3 or even 5 objects a turn! Also, to signify its bulkier health, it now takes 6 attacks to destroy. If one removes the Jellyfloat, then the items that are inside the Jellyfloat are also removed.

Pit: Well...... it's better than a Komayto I suppose.

The Jellyfloat has ingested Mel Brooks Collection, President Scroob, Dr. Frank En Steen, What Hunch, and the Dimes

Skyworld:

Greater Spotted Jellyfloat (Mel Brooks Collection, President Scroob, Doctor Frank-En-Steen, "What Hunch", Dimes. 3 turns until digestion)
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Rika Furude
Sylladex
Palutena
Pit

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts an interdimensional six shooter into Skyworld*
Effect: this item launches six attacks simultaneously. It can only be fired every 5 posts, but does not have to be fired.

The six shooter attacks the Jellyfloat, destroying it in one fell swoop, and releasing the Mel Brooks Collection, President Scroov, Doctor Frank-En-Steen, What Hunch, and the Dimes.

Skyworld:

Mel Brooks Collection
President Scroob
Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes.
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
shoe phone
Rika Furude
Sylladex
Palutena
Pit
Interdimensional Six Shooter (5 posts until recharged)

Palutena: I'm sensing some Deux Ex Machina here...

okay, I get it, I'm not great at witty banter, sheesh, tough crowd...

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Dalamadur*

Effect: This item's effect is a three-parter: One is that it it becomes the cupboard, two is that it twitches every five posts, destyoying three items and the final part is that it can't be removed by anything except an object in the cupboard that is bigger than it.

Pit: Looks like Medusa has sent one of her pets.
Palutena: You know what to do, Pit.
*Pit tries to attack Dalamadur with Palutena's help, but to no avail*
*The Dalamadur gets mad and tries to squash Pit, but Palutena saves him at the last second*
Pit: Whew, that was tough... I think I need to do some grinding first.

Oh, and the Dalamadur takes its anger out on the Mel Brooks Collection, President Scroob and the Shoe Phone.

Dalamadur:

Doctor Frank-En-Steen
"What Hunch"
Dimes.
12 Chairs
Potatoroid
Rika Furude
Sylladex
Palutena
Pit (Grinding)
Interdimensional Six Shooter (Fires in 4)