In the Cupboard!

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts a monkey

Cupboard:

Milk (Spoiled)
Mecha Sonic
Schwer (Zeppy sitting on top of her head)
DENMA
Monkey

 

[italicizewafer]

Adds a peanut butter cookie to the cupboard

Effect: Delicious peanut buttery goodness.


Cupboard:
Lump of lactic acid
Mecha Sonic
Schwer (Zeppy sitting on top of her head)
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Yggdrasil*

Effect: This item is one of those 'become the cupbord' items. Oh, and if it is destroyed/removed, it shall leave behind the Yggdrasil Core, which can't be destroyed/removed and shall explode after four turns, destroying everything in the cupboard regardless of effects.

Yggdrasil:


Cupboard:

Milk (Spoiled)
Mecha Sonic
Schwer
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts a Protector/Paladin, the holy defender of the weak and the presumed mascot of the Etrian Odyssey series, considering that she appeared in three games' box art....

Yggdrasil:

Milk (Spoiled)
Mecha Sonic
Schwer (with Zeppy)
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector

 

[italicizewafer]

Removes the Yggdrasil.

The DENMA kicks in. Due to it's effect, and the fact it was placed in the cupboard previously explicity for this purpose, it continues to work perfectly fine. The Core is removed from the cupboard with no ill effects. As a security precaution, the DENMA clones and teleports the contents of the cupboard 5 posts ahead as well as a device that will destroy the items if duplicity is detected.

Cupboard:
Tofu
Mecha Sonic
Schwer (with Zeppy)
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector

 

[Wispy Willow]

Actually, since it says that it '(The DENMA's) main purpose is to automatically capture and disable all explosions, events, bombs, removals, mass murders, or other events that cause the Cupboard to lose more than 75% of it's items in one shot', and the Yggdrasil Core hasn't exploded yet (which would create such an event), it's still there. If the DENMA is still in the cupboard by the time it explodes, then it shall be removed with no ill effects.

Anyway... *Inserts a Duplicator*

Effect: Every single post, the poster may choose use this on a single item in the cupboard. If it is used on an item, it shall produse a Duplicated item. Oh, and Duplicated items can't have any effects.

I duplicate the Protector.

Yggdrasil Core (3 turns):

Milk (Spoiled)
Mecha Sonic
Schwer
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Protector

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Medi-Ko, the younger female version of the Medic class of Etrian Odyssey and apparently the "Junior Mascot" of the Etrian Odyssey series.

The Duplicator duplicates Medi-Ko

Yggdrasil Core (2 turns):

Rotting Mikl
Mecha Sonic
Schwer (with Zeppy. Why do you keep removing/ignoring this, @Ninetales Prower; ?)
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicator
Protector's Clone
Medi-Ko
Medi-Ko's Clone

 

[italicizewafer]

The Duplicator Duplicates the Duplicator, duplicating the Duplicator to duplicate the GOD WHAT IS THIS.
Inserts a Backup Disk
Effect: Backs up the cupboard and flies off to a place where it cannot be destroyed or in any way prevented from fulfilling its function

Yggdrasil Core (1 turn):

Rotting Mikl
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and his/her/its friend Zeppy the not-Zeppelin
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Duplicaotr
Protector's Clone
Medi-Ko
Medi-Co's Klone

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

@waterlubber;

Inserts Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle, or just Schwer. She is a shy, reclusive girl who, due to her former life in a barren environment, is very suspicious towards others. She brings along her pet squid, Zeppy. She feels that Zeppy is her only friend.

Inserts Kenny McCormick. DENMA takes out Yggdrasil Core. Mecha Sonic is duplicated

Cupboard:

Rotting Milk
Mecha Sonic
Mecha Sonic Mk 2
Schwer and Zeppy
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Duplicator
Protector's Clone
Medi-Ko
Medi-Ko's Clone
Kenny

 

[italicizewafer]

I was too lazy to check.


Inserts the lovely warm bed
Effect: it lulls a sentient being to sleep for 3 turns.

Medi-Ko falls asleep.
Kupboard:

Rotting Milk
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
DENMA
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Peanut Butter Cookie (Duplicate!)
Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Duplicator
Protector's Clone
Medi-Ko [Asleep]
Medi-Ko's Clone
Kenny
Bed

 

[Wispy Willow]

Kenny gets Duplicated.

*Removes the DEMNA*

Cupboard:

Milk
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Duplicated Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicated Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Duplicator
Medi-Ko (Sleeping)
Duplicated Medi-Ko
Kenny
Duplicated Kenny
Bed

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Hatty Hattington. He was once the friendliest man in the world, who wanted all his friends to always be in a good mood. But then a bunch of evil cats from a foreign island brainwashed him to become a dictator of a theater made to torture people for the cats' entertainment. However, presumably due to the grief of seeing his friends continuously endangering their lives, he eventually became catatonic and vegetative. He's now nothing more but a crying, empty shell of a once happy man

Rotten Milk is now duplicated

Cupboard:

Duplicated Milk
Expired Milk
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie
Duplicated Peanut Butter Cookie
Protector
Duplicated Protector
Duplicator
Duplicated Duplicator
Medi-Ko (Sleeping)
Duplicated Medi-Ko
Kenny
Duplicated Kenny
Bed
Hatty Hattington

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts an Redundantly Named Anti-Redundant Duplication Un-Duplicator and Compression Compressor of Redundantly Named Redundancy (or RNArDUDCCoRNR)
Effect: It compresses items into neat little stacks. If there are two of an item, a + icon will appear next to it. Additionally, it suppresses the Duplicator to only activate every 5 turns. The Bed is duplicated into a Double Bed, somehow.


Cupboard:
Expired Milk +
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie +
Protector+
Duplicator + (5 turns until activation)
Medi-Ko SLP +
Kenny +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
RNArDUDCCoRNR

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Pie*

Effect: Wait for it...

Cupboard:

Expired Milk +
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie +
Protector+
Duplicator + (4 turns)
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Kenny +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
RNArDUDCCoRNR
Pie

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts a mass pie explosive driver. Effect: Consumes pies to accelerate itself to orbit.


Cupboard:
~~~ stuff
MPED (100/2200 m/s)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Luna Child, a fairy with the ability to mute sound. She is one of the Three Mischievous Fairies, a trio of fairies who love to cause mischief to humans by playing pranks on them using their abilities. Unlike other fairies, she's much more logical and appears to enjoy reading newspapers and books, though she suffers from a lack of practical intelligence like other fairies. She appears to be fond of coffee beans, and as such, she can be seen stealing some from humans. She also appears to be fond of alcohol.

Cupboard:

Expired Milk +
Mecha Sonic
Schwer and Zeppy
Monkey
Peanut Butter Cookie +
Protector+
Duplicator + (4 turns)
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Kenny +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
RNArDUDCCoRNR
MPED (100/2200 m/s)
Luna Child

 

[Wispy Willow]

The pie (or whatever was left of ot) explodes and, since it was ingested into the MPED as it was going into orbit, causes it to explode, raining flaming debris on half the items in the cupboard.

*Inserts Muramasa*

Effect: Every ten turns, this item turns one living item in the cupboard into a Blade named after said item. Oh, and it can't be removed by any means until it makes at least two Blades.

Muramasa converts the Monkey into a Blade.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector+
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Luna Child
Muramasa (10 posts)

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts a few empañatas
Effect: Delicious.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Snake Man, a robot that was originally created to survey the topography of alien planets. Due to the fact that he was suited for any kind of terrain, he was converted into a combat robot for malevolent intentions.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector+
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Luna Child
Muramasa (8 posts)
Empanada
Snake Man

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts @Maniacal Engineer;*

Effect: This item spawns three Sentry Guns every post. Also, this item can't be in the cupboard at the same time as Ninetales Prower.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Luna Child
Muramasa (7 posts)
Empanada
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer
Sentry Guns (3)