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In the Cupboard!

Inserts Star Sapphire, one of the Three Mischievous Fairies. Like her other two friends, she loves to prank on humans, though she seems to have more common sense and prefers to avoid fights. She also tends to slack off during pranks and will escape while her two friends get in serious trouble. She has the ability to sense moving objects from far away, like a radar. As such, she knows when to initiate a prank and if trouble is coming ahead.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (6 posts)
Empanada
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer
Sentry Guns (6)
 
*inserts The Gunslinger*

Effect: This little robot hand attaches itself to Maniacal Engineer to form me, The Ninjaneer! All new sentry guns are mini and build 6 at a time now. Due to the fact that this is a robotic hand, it is attached permanently to ME and is with him until he is removed.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (5 posts)
Empanada
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump)
Sentry Guns (6)
Mini Sentry Guns (6)
 
Inserts the Towelnator 9000
Effect: Spews out massive amounts of towels and, every other turn, one H[sub]2[/sub]G[sub]2[/sub] related item. Users may tell items they placed in the cupboard to drop their towels on the floor.


Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel)
Saru Blade (Holding Towel)
Protector (Holding Towel)
Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket)
Double Bed (Toweled)
Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief)
Luna Child (Holding Towel)
Star Sapphire (Holding Towel)
Muramasa (5 posts) (Holding Towel)
Empanada (Being kept warm in towel)
Snake Man (Holding Towel)
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer) (Using towel to whip enemies)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump) (Shooting towels)
Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Mini Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Towel (x1000)
Bowl of Petunias (Landed on towel, safely)
Towelnater 9000
 
Inserts Sunny Milk, the leader of the Three Mischievous Fairies. She loves to prank humans on a daily basis; her most common prank is to make people get lost, but she usually prefers to bring other fairies to execute them. She also likes to eavesdrop on others for things that interest her, such as treasure hunt clues.

Cupboard:

Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel, Confused)
Saru Blade (Covered Towel)
Protector (Holding Towel)
Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket)
Double Bed (Toweled)
Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief)
Sunny Milk (Towel)
Luna Child (Holding Towel)
Star Sapphire (Holding Towel)
Muramasa (3 posts) (Holding Towel)
Empanada (Being kept warm in towel)
Snake Man (Holding Towel)
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer) (Using towel to whip enemies)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump) (Covered)
Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Mini Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Towel (x1000)
Bowl of Petunias (Landed on towel, safely)
Towelnater 9000
 
Inserts Isidar Mithrim. Effect: Not much...yet



Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel, Confused)
Saru Blade (Covered Towel)
Protector (Holding Towel)
Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket)
Double Bed (Toweled)
Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief)
Sunny Milk (Towel)
Luna Child (Holding Towel)
Star Sapphire (Holding Towel)
Muramasa (3 posts) (Holding Towel)
Empanada (Being kept warm in towel)
Snake Man (Holding Towel)
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer) (Using towel to whip enemies)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump) (Covered)
Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Mini Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias (Landed on towel, safely)
Towelnater 9000
Isidar Mithrim (Surrounded by towels)
 
Inserts Mafurako, a mysterious, mostly invisible girl from a blocky dream world who wears a visible hat and a scarf. Her entire body is visible if she's exposed to a stoplight.

Effect: She has the ability to teleport others, sometimes even ditching them for reasons unknown. As such, every 13 turns, the Cupboard either has one of its items either rearranged by Mafurako, or gone due to Mafurako's tendency to ditch others while teleporting. However, if the person in question is a snowman, then she'll always stay with the snowman's side

Mecha Sonic (Holding Towel, Confused)
Saru Blade (Covered Towel)
Protector (Holding Towel)
Medi-Ko (asleep) + (Using towel as blanket)
Double Bed (Toweled)
Hatty Hattington (Holding towel, using as handkerchief)
Sunny Milk (Towel)
Luna Child (Holding Towel)
Star Sapphire (Holding Towel)
Muramasa (2 posts) (Holding Towel)
Empanada (Being kept warm in towel)
Snake Man (Holding Towel)
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer) (Using towel to whip enemies)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump) (Covered)
Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Mini Sentry Guns (6) (Covered in towels)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias (Landed on towel, safely)
Towelnater 9000
Isidar Mithrim (Surrounded by towels)
Mafurako (Silently watches the Cupboard)
 
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*Removes the Towelnater 9000*

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Sunny Milk
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (1 post)
Empanada
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump)
Sentry Guns (6)
Mini Sentry Guns (6)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias
Isidar Mithrim
Mafurako
 
*Inserts a sign*

It reads: Don't forget to update the Mini Sentries! 6 per turn!


Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Sunny Milk
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (1 post)
Empanada
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump)
Sentry Guns (6)
Mini Sentry Guns (42)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias
Isidar Mithrim
Mafurako
Sign
 
Medigirl eats the empanada while sleepwalking. Muramasa converts the sign into a blade

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Sunny Milk
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (9 post)
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump)
Sentry Guns (6)
Mini Sentry Guns (42)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias
Isidar Mithrim
Mafurako
Sign Blade
 
*Inserts a Pure Scale*

Effect: It is harmless on its own...

Mecha Sonic
Saru Blade
Protector
Medi-Ko (asleep) +
Double Bed
Hatty Hattington
Sunny Milk
Luna Child
Star Sapphire
Muramasa (8 posts)
Snake Man
Maniacal Engineer (The Ninjaneer)
Gunslinger (Attached to ME's arm stump)
Sentry Guns (6)
Mini Sentry Guns (48)
Towel (x100,000)
Bowl of Petunias
Isidar Mithrim
Mafurako
Sain Blade
Pure Scale
 
*Inserts @BadAssGardevoir;* (ME's effect mentioned Ninetales Prower, not BAG :p)

Effect: Since this item is the archnemesis of Maniacal Engineer, the two begin battling as soon as this item is placed into the Cupboard. The resulting devastation destroys everything else in the Cupboard, but has no effect whatsoever on Maniacal Engineer, who is invincible, and BadAssGardevoir, who simply respawns and continues the fight.
While locked in combat, neither of these items can be removed or destroyed from the Cupboard, or whatever it may be called in the future, and are immune to game breaks due to ME's mastery of glitches and BAG's BadAssery. Additionally, every 5 posts, a random item in the Cupboard, or whatever it may be called in the future, will be destroyed by the feud.

Cupboard:

Maniacal Engineer (locked in Combat with BadAssGardevoir)
BadAssGardevoir (locked in Combat with Maniacal Engineer)
 
*Inserts a Shrivelled Thing*

Effect: It smells...

Cupboard:

Maniacal Engineer (locked in combat with BadAssGardevoir)
BadAssGardevoir (locked in combat with Maniacal Engineer)
Shrivelled Thing
 
Inserts a quantum timestream retrodivider. Effect: It splits the timestream, creating BMGf many years ago and starting the never ending fight of LPW. The wrinkled thing condenses to become BMGf itself.


Cupboard:
Time Vortex Remnants (Dissapear after 3 turns)
 
...an empty Cupboard eh?

I shall place a Dalek and the Cult of Skaro into the Cupboard...for old time's sake.

Dalek's effect: All living things placed into the Cupboard are EXTERMINATED and harvested into more Daleks.
Cult of Skaro effect: All Daleks and Dalek related items in the Cupboard, including Cult of Skaro, are immune to the effects of other objects in the Cupboard, game breakers, and being defeated by the game itself. Additionally, these items cannot be removed or destroyed.

Cupboard:

Dalek
Cult of Skaro
 
Inserts a Burger. It was made in Big Al's one star restaurant from the dangerous theme park known as Witchyworld. Its patty is made out of 100% rodent meat, it's cheese is synthetic, and its probably been coughed on or even stepped on by Big Al himself....

Cupboard:

Dalek
Cult of Skaro
Big Al's Burger
 
*inserts the 10th doctor*
the doctor defeats the daleks because logic, bypassing all effects of the daleks in the process because screw logic, he's David Tennant.
Effect: hostile aliens will be defeated by this man's beauty. He can be removed, but nothing, and I mean nothing, can destroy him because he's hot.

Cupboard:

Big Al's Burger
10th Doctor
 
Nothing, eh? Well, at least I can try! :p

*inserts the 9th Doctor into the Cupboard*

Effect: OH NOES IT'S A PAIR O' DOCS!!!!
*The Cupboard simultaneously implodes outward and explodes inward, causing a Void*
Everything that was in the Cupboard is wiped from existence except the Pair o' Docs, and the Void cannot be filled until the Pair o' Docs is repaired.

Void

Pair o' Docs
 
*flies my stolen void ship into the void and rescues the 10th doctor, before dropping him off in the now - empty cupboard*
Effect: the cupboard is now a TARDIS. No malingnant aliens allowed.

The TARDIS:
The 10th Doctor
 
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