In the Cupboard!

[italicizewafer]

Inserts a timey-Wimey wibbly-wobbly detector. Effect: Warns people of the angels, allowing them to escape death.

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*removes the timey wimey wibbly wobbly detector because it is WRONG*
Without a warning, the Super PacMan is sent back in time out of the cupboard.


The 10th Doctor
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Burnt Cream Pie
Weeping Angel (5 turns)
Knight Man
Luigi
HeroicPooch
Beedrill

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Homsar, the most strangest and enigmatic creature in Free Country, USA. He speaks strange stuff and does weird things,

TARDIS:

The 10th Doctor
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Burnt Cream Pie
Weeping Angel (4 turns)
Knight Man
Luigi
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar

 

[Kakuna Matata]

@Flopjack; Super Pac-Man is still in since you already removed the timey wimey wibbly wobbly detector.

*Paperizes and takes Luigi out of the TARDIS*

TARDIS:
The 10th Doctor
Super Pac-Man
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Burnt Cream Pie
Weeping Angel (3 turns)
Knight Man
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

@Flopjack; Super Pac-Man is still in since you already removed the timey wimey wibbly wobbly detector.

Well no, since the weeping angel removing pacman was not my action, merely a consequence of its countdown zeroing with no detector.
Anyway, *Inserts tepig*
TARDIS:
The 10th Doctor
Tepig
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Burnt Cream Pie
Weeping Angel (2 turns)
Knight Man
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar

 

[Kakuna Matata]

@BadAssGardevoir; does the Weeping Angel remove anything from the cupboard before the five turns are up?

*feeds burnt creme pie to a goat*

TARDIS:
The 10th Doctor
Tepig
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Weeping Angel (1 turn)
Knight Man
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Hanyuu, Tepig is killed by the Weeping Angel

TARDIS:

The 10th Doctor
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Weeping Angel (5 turns)
Knight Man
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar
Hanyuu

 

[Wispy Willow]

@BadAssGardevoir; does the Weeping Angel remove anything from the cupboard before the five turns are up?

No it does not.

Anyway... *Inserts a Chaos Emerald*

TARDIS:

The 10th Doctor
Nano Shinonome
Grolgoth
Weeping Angel (4 turns)
Knight Man
HeroicPooch
Beedrill
Homsar
Hanyuu
Chaos Emerald

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts The Silence*

Effect: Blows up the TARDIS regardless of any and all effects, and therefore accidentally causes the entire multiverse to implode. All that remains is the endless Void. Nothing remains.

The Void:

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

....You really like to blow up things, don'tcha?

Inserts Kyubey and Juubey

Void:

Kyubey
Juubey

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts the Bionis and the Mechonis*

Effect: Firstly, these are a pair of those 'become the cupboard' items that I am so fond of. Secondly, these items are locked in a timeless battle, which means that they accidently kill an item every seven turns. Thirdly, if there is an attempt to remove this item, only one of the two titans will be removed and the other will cease battling. Finally, if an item's effect removes one of the two, which one is removed depends on what kind of item it was - if it was a living being, then the Meconis shall be removed, if it was a machine, then the Bionis shall be removed,l and if it was neither a living being living nor a machine (or a mixture of both (a cyborg for example)), it is up to the poster which one is removed.

Bionis & Mechonis (7 turns):

Kyubey
Juubey

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts a Borg Drone*

Effect: This item, which is both mechanical and biological, assimilates all lifeforms, biological or technological, in the Cupboard (technically the Bionis and Mechonis at this point), including the Bionis and Mechonis. These items are converted into Borg Drones and are counted individually as items and not as a stack. Since the Bionis and Mechonis are both Borg now, they are no longer battling.

Borg Drone & Borg Drone:
Borg Drone
Borg Drone
Borg Drone

...that looks about right

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

....

Inserts Tomoko Kuroki

Borgnis and Borgonis

Borg Incubator
Borg Incubator
Borg Drone
Tomoko Kuroki (Assimilated)

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*inserts an Internet Troll*

Effect: This item cannot be destroyed or defeated in any way, shape, or form.

*the Borg immediately assimilate the Internet Troll and gain its resistances to destruction and defeat*

Borgnis and Borgonis:
Borg Incubator
Borg Incubator
Borg Drone
Tomoko Kuroki (Assimilated)
Borg Troll

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*inserts the doctor*
Effect: the cupboard becomes a TARDIS, removing the Borg and returning other people to their original state. Neither the Doctor nor the TARDIS can be killed, destroyed, removed or assimilated.

The TARDIS:
The Doctor
Kyubey
Juubey
Tomoko Kuroki
Troll

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Segmented Crawbster

TARDIS:

The Doctor
Kyubey
Juubey
Tomoko Kuroki
Troll
Segmented Crawbster

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts M.I.K.E.*

Effect: This item actually has two effects. They are as follows:

Delete: If this item is removed, harmed in any way or assimilated, every second item in the cupboard goes with it.
Overload: Every five turns, Delete is disabled.

TARDIS:

The Doctor
Kyubey
Juubey
Tomoko Kuroki
Troll
Segmented Crawbster
M.I.K.E. (5 Turns)

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Pleinair

TARDIS:

The Doctor
Kyubey
Juubey
Tomoko Kuroki
Troll
Segmented Crawbster
M.I.K.E. (4 Turns)
Pleinair

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*resets the cupboard for a reboot using a button*
cupboard:
reset button

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Long time no see, Cupboard.

Inserts Ib

Cupboard:

Reset Button
Ib