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In the Cupboard!

*Inserts an Annoying Dog*

Effect: When this item is removed from the cupboard or whatever it is called in the future, it shall take another item from the cupboard or whatever it is called in the future with it and leave behind a Dog Residue, which does nothing.

Cupboard:
Reset Button
Ib
Music
Annoying Dog
 
Inserts the Heat Sink into the cupboard. In addition to providing a stylish way to wash dishes, it also converts the Cupboard into a Server Closet. The server closet can have a single Operating System on it at once. Right now, the Closet is running GNU/Linux. In order to change the OS, once must provide the correct command for incapacitating the previous one, and wait 3 turns for it to load.

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_
|Reset Button
|Ib
|Music
|Annoying Dog
|Pterodactyl
|Heat Sink
A small piece of paper is found under the Pterodactyl. It reads, "Why can you never hear Pterodactyls using the bathroom? Because the P is silent!"
 
Inserts a Curse Maker/Hexer, a character that is notable for being frighteningly overpowered in two games of the Etrian Odyssey series.

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

|Reset Button
|Ib
|Music
|Annoying Dog
|Pterodactyl
|Heat Sink
|Hexer
 
*inserts the disney hades... who brings his buddy the nintendo hades too*
hades 1: oh boy, double the obnoxious snarking
hades 2: what could possibly go wrong?
Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

|Reset Button
|Ib
|Music
|Annoying Dog
|Pterodactyl
|Heat Sink
|Hexer
|Hades x2
 
Inserts the Friendly Ball, an item in Isaac's basement that bears a suspicious resemblance to a certain familiar ball...

Effect: It can be thrown at any living being in the cupboard for one turn. In the next turn, whatever monster captured inside this ball will immediately be released and instantly become an ally to whoever threw that ball at it due to charm/hypnosis. Any charmed/controlled living being will remain an ally until removed/destroyed. This item recharges after four turns.

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

Reset Button
IB
Music
Pterodactyl
Heat Sink
Hexer
Dog Residue x2
Friendly Ball
 
Inserts the luser. The luser will "download" random items from the internet. Such items will be annoying most of the time, but rarely can wipe the cupboard. She takes three turns to download another item after finishing one, but they'll be a forewarning when she starts.

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

Reset Button
IB
Music
Pterodactyl
Heat Sink
Hexer
Dog Residue x2
Friendly Ball
luser Downloading: Bonzi Buddy. [|||______] 2 turns left
 
Inserts Madotsuki, a girl who suffers from surreal, horrific dreams

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

Reset Button
Ib
Music
Pterodactyl
Heat Sink
Hexer
Dog Residue x2
Friendly Ball
luser Downloading: Bonzi Buddy. [|||______] 1 turns left
Madotsuki
 
Oh no! Bonzi Buddy finished downloading! Luckily, it runs into a driver issue and lays dormant. The luser is satisfied.

Inserts a dream catcher. This traditional ornament eases nightmares through magic. Or something.

Server Closet [GNU/Linux]:_

Reset Button
Ib
Music
Pterodactyl
Heat Sink
Hexer
Dog Residue x2
Friendly Ball
luser: bored
Bonzi Buddy (dormant)
Madotsuki
Dream catcher
 
inserts TROGDOR!!
effect: he burninates all the sentiment items in the cupboard every 2 turns unless strong bad comes in and kills him like in the 5th episode of the homestar runner telltale games series

Empty Crater:

Osaka(being burninated, will die in 1 turn)
Noivern (will be burninated next)
TROGDOR!!
 
Insert Strong Bad. He slays Trogdor with the almighty Trogsword, then attempts to check his email... but then his new Lappier displays the message "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR Computer over. Virus = Very Yes." And that wasn't a good prize.

Empty Crater:

Osaka (injured)
Noivern
Strong Bad
 
I place a Tin of Musical Beans. When this item is removed, the item that was most recently placed inside the area will transform in to a random music instrument.
--
Homestarrunner.com:

Osaka (injured)
Noivern
Strong Bad (annoyed)
Homestar Runner
Tin of Musical Beans
 
*Inserts the king of town*
he passes a tax on all the non homestar runner characters, but doesn't know what to tax them for until he collects the tax in 1 turn*

homestarrunner.com
Osaka (injured)(being taxed)
Noivern(being taxed)
Strong Bad (annoyed)
Homestar Runner
Harpsichord
the king of town
 
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