In the Cupboard!

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts Alraune*

Effect: Every six turns, she will use Ancient Pollen on the entire cupboard, which inflicts a random status condition on every item in said cupboard and preventing their effect from activating during the next turn. Oh, and the turn after every usage of Ancient Pollen, she will follow up with Tendril Thrash, which will kill one 'random' item in the cupboard.

The King of Town claims taxes from Osaka in the form of an arm and a leg, while Noivern just gives an egg as payment.

Alraune uses Ancient Pollen on the cupboard.

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Osaka (Paniced and missing an arm and a leg)
Noivern (Afraid)
Strong Bad (Annoyed)
Homestar Runner (Asleep)
Harpsichord (Afraid)
The King of Town (Petrified)
Alraune (6 turns until Ancient Pollen, 1 turn until Tendril Thrash)

Also, @returnofmastercrazyhand, is your item's effect a single-use effect or an ongoing one? I am confusion.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Freeza's Third Form. Alraune moudous Strong Bad

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Osaka (Panicked and heavily injured)
Strong Bad (deceased)
Noivern (Afraid)
Homestar Runner (Asleep)
Harpsichord (Afraid)
The King of Town (Petrified)
Alraune (5 turns until Ancient Pollen)
Freeza's Third Form

 

[italicizewafer]

Inserts spoilers for an upcoming movie.
They explode violently, and every turn a user will either leave the cupboard, or destroy another item.
This effect cannot be negated on existing items, which will be marked with an "*" if they have the movie spoiled.



HYPERTEXTTRANSFERPROTOCOLCOLONFORWARDSLASHFORWARDSLASHH-O-M-E-S-T-A-R-R-U-N-N-E-R-PERIOD-C-O-M

*Osaka (Panicked and heavily injured)
*Strong Bad (deceased)
*Noivern (Afraid)
*Homestar Runner (Asleep)
*Harpsichord (Afraid)
*The King of Town (Petrified)
*Alraune (5 turns until Ancient Pollen)
*Freeza's Third Form
Scraps of the Spoilers

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Leaves the cupboard, depositing an Orne behind me*

Effect: Entirely removes every other item in the cupbord from existence (and, consequently, the cupbord) because the sooner we get the effect of ^'s item over with the better. Can be removed next turn.

Cupboard:

Orne

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Shoots an Arrow of Light to dispatch the Orne. The Cupboard's empty now

Cupboard:

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Pie and a World Sprout*

Pie's effect: wait for it...

World Sprout's effect: it wiggles menacingly. When killed (a.k.a. removed), it will drop a Sprout Leaf that does nothing.

Cupboard:

Pie
World Sprout

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Akari Akaza, just a plain girl and probably a main character. Probably.

Cupboard:

Pie
World Sprout
Akarin

 

[SobriquetP]

*Inserts a Predator Mask into the cupboard*

Effect: This item can be equipped or unequipped from anyone in the cupboard to make them look awesome.

Cupboard:

Pie
World Sprout
Akarin
Predator Mask

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Xenomorph*

*Equips the Pie with the Predator Mask because I can*

Cupboard:

Pie (wearing Predator Mask)
World Sprout
Akarin
Xenomorph

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Kogasa Tatara, a supposedly vengeful, yet cheery girl who was once a regular umbrella that was ignored by humans.

Cupboard:

Pie (wearing Predator Mask)
World Sprout
Akarin
Xenomorph
Kogasa Tatara

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Ping-Pong Ball*

Effect: As long as this item is in the cupboard, whenever a user ping-pongs in this thread, this item will create a duplicate of itself that will function as a seperate item. The duplicates, however, do nothing on their own.

Speaking of, since this post is a ping-pong, Ping-Pong Ball Duplicate 1 appeared in the cupboard.

Cupboard:

Pie (wearing Predator Mask)
World Sprout
Akarin
Xenomorph
Kogasa Tatara
Ping-Pong Ball
Ping-Pong Ball Duplicate 1

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Eats the Ping Pong Ball

Cupboard:

Pie (wearing Predator Mask)
World Sprout
Akarin
Xenomorph
Kogasa Tatara
Ping-Pong Ball Duplicate 1

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Black Hole*

Effect: This item destroys every other item in the cupboard. Disappears in the next post.

Cupboard:

Black Hole

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

*the black hole brought back a Random Punster, who invades the Cupboard*

Effect: The Cupboard is renamed into the Pundorica, and cannot be renamed.
Pundorica's effect is that, as long as the Pundorica is in existance, Random Punster cannot be removed from the Pundorica or destroyed.
Effect 2: everyone must tell a pun about the item they are inserting into the Pundorica.

*inserts a sock*
Because I want to sock it to Random Punster.

Pundorica:

Random Punster
Sock

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Inserts a Sorvereign*

Effect: White Noble: Nullifies all buffs and debuffs (a.k.a. effects) of all items in the cupboard (or whatever it is renamed to in the past, present or future).

This is a royal pain in the neck, is it not?

Pundorica:

Random Punster
Sock
Sovereign


...To many puns.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Inserts Illyasviel von Einzbern

Pundorica:

Random Punster
Sock
Sovereign
Illyasviel von Einzbern

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*inserts a Dalek* effect: all living beings will be exterminated. The Dalek cannot be removed.
*inserts a blob* effect: every five turns, a random item within the cupboard will be turned into a blob. Each blob will turn one item.
Pundorica:

Random Punster's corpse
Sock
Sovereign
Illyasviel von Einzbern's corpse
Blob (5 turns left)
Dalek

 

[ReturnofMCH]

*inserts a void of nothing*
resets the cupboard regardless of rules, because cannot be removed rules are stupid and ruin the fun of the game
the void of nothing:

 

[Wispy Willow]

@IGN That was precisely why I put the Soverign in there, as its effect removed all other effects. But hey I'll run with it becuase f*** the Daleks.

*Inserts a Cupboard into the Void of Nothing*

Effect: This is a cupboard, so you can place an item into it and take it back out again at will. Items within the Cupboard can still be removed from existance, however.

*Inserts a Mimic*

Effect: This item will turn into a copy of the next item put into the Cupboard, as long as the item in question has no effect.

Void of Nothing:

Cupboard
Mimic

 

[Doctor Floptopus]

*inserts a chocolate cake*
Cupboard:
chocolate cake x2