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In the Cupboard!

*inserts a glass bowl*

The Crystal Ball has conjured up 6 items from "the cupboard past" - a Casteliacone, Ash's Oshawott, Roasted Farfetch'd with leeks, Cheren, Elesa's High Heels and Animal Crossing Villager. The Crystal Ball remains in the cupboard.

Cupboard:

Green Kryptonite
Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Apology Letter
Key Bum
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Roasted Farfetch'd with Leeks
Cheren
Elesa's High Heels
Animal Crossing Villager
Keyless Klefki
Wish Tag
Chest 1
Chest 2
Chest 3
Chest 4
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
 
Inserts Ramiel, the Fifth Angel, and among the most powerful and largest of them

Cupboard:

Green Kryptonite
Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Apology Letter
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Roasted Farfetch'd with Leeks
Cheren
Elesa's High Heels
Animal Crossing Villager
Keyless Klefki
Wish Tag
Chest 1
Chest 2
Chest 3
Chest 4
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
 
*Removes Elesa's High Heal because... reasons*

Also... *Opens Chest 2, which spawns forth a Pitfall Trap*

Effect: Should the word 'triggered' or any variation thereof be uttered in this thread, the trap shall be sprung. When the trap is sprung, A. a semi-random item shall fall into it the post after the trap is sprung and B. the trap shall remove itself from the Cupboard.

Cupboard:

Green Kryptonite
Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Apology Letter
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Roasted Farfetch'd with Leeks
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Keyless Klefki
Wish Tag
Chest 1
Chest 3
Chest 4
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Pitfall Trap
 
I feel sorry for the Keyless Klefki so I'm setting him free. It feels like the right thing to do. So he can go restore his keys.

Chest 4 has burst open, sand goes everywhere, and it's revealed a Hippowdon was in there.

Cupboard:

Green Kryptonite
Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Apology Letter
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Roasted Farfetch'd with Leeks
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Chest 1
Chest 3
Hippowdon
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Pitfall Trap
 
I open Chest 3, but...surprise! It was the Mimic, which causes two other things to disappear; namely, the Apology Letter and the poor Roasted Farfetch'd. RIP lil' birdie.

Oh, also, I toss in Superman, who for some reason begins looking under the weather.

Cupboard:

Green Kryptonite
Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Chest 1
Hippowdon
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Pitfall Trap
Weakened Superman
 
I remove the Green Kryptonite. It feels like the right thing to do. So Superman can be super again.
Apparently with his strength restored, he can open Chest 1. Which as it turns out simply contains a Wailmer Pail.

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Crystal Ball
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Chest 5
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Pitfall Trap
Superman
 
I insert some Red Kryptonite.
Effect: makes Superman wildly uninhibited. If not weakened, this causes him to throw a random object out of the Cupboard with each post.

In his first impulsive fit, Superman chucks the Crystal Ball away.

I open the fifth and final Chest, revealing Resetti, or at least a big, creepy incarnation of him from a certain family unfriendly YouTube video.

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Pitfall Trap
Raging Superman
Red Kryptonite
 
*Inserts a Link*

Effect: While this is supposed to represent a certain Nintendian protagonist, any user who posts in this thread may attach a link of their choice to this item. As long as the site said link takes you to doesn't give you viruses or is filled with child-unfriendly things or something. That'd just be rude.


Also, Superman was so triggered by the Pitfall Trap that he attempted to throw it out of the thread... But, since it's kinda hard to grasp a hole and all that, instead Superman ends up being consumed by the Trap, which collapses into a Pile of Rubble, rendering its effect useless and removing Superman from the Cupboard.


Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Pile of Rubble



Hey, I can have fun if I want to, can't I?
 
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I sweep the Pile of Rubble out of the Cupboard, and the bottom of the Cupboard appears unblemished as though no pit trap existed there in the first place.

Also, "You must help me link!"

Nah, just kidding, I know how to link.

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
 
*adds Swiss Cheese*

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Swiss Cheese
 
*Inserts a Pie*


Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Swiss Cheese
Pie
 
Insert Zeruel, the 14th/10th Angel, and the most powerful one in terms of physical, conventional combat.

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Ash's Oshawott
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Swiss Cheese
Pie
Zeruel
 
Inserts Sachiel, the 3rd Angel, and the first one to appear in 15 years.

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Swiss Cheese
Pie
Zeruel
Sachiel
 
*inserts a Little Oven*

(NB. the Little Oven will consume 12 items in the next post. And also explode.)

Cupboard:

Scone
Hata no Kokoro
Casteliacone
Cheren
Animal Crossing Villager
Wish Tag
Wailmer Pail
Hippowdon
Giant Creepy Resetti
Glass Bowl
Ramiel
Red Kryptonite
Link
Swiss Cheese
Pie
Zeruel
Sachiel
Little Oven (will explode next post and eliminate 12 other items from the cupboard)
 
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