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00. Tood makes an actual table of contents
Apparently, my last post on this forum before today was a post on some thread in 2015. Well, I'm back for now, I guess. Time to make a blog again.
Alternatively, I just post opinions about some things. Whatever is on my mind, I don't care.
A good chunk of these thoughts are Pokémon-related, hence why I'm posting them here. I really don't think they warrant the creation of actual threads in any way, so I'll put them in this post. I'm certain the length of each thing will be different too, so anyone that happens to be reading should not expect consistency or top tier writing. Don't expect things to make sense either, I tend to be redundant and non-concise at times.
Anyway,
Like imagine Red, and he's in Pallet Town picking his starter and Professor Oak leads him to a table with a cabbage, a lighter and a water pistol. Nobody acknowledges that this is a cabbage, a lighter, and a water pistol, because they are obviously just the starters everyone knows and loves. So Red picks Bulbasaur and takes the cabbage with him, and Blue takes the lighter. The ensuing rival fight is just Blue in an orange jumpsuit trying to burn Red, who has a cabbage strapped to his back. Some random scientist or something cheers them on like "woo yeah you go charmander".
I'd think that the remaining adventure would go on similarly, with gymleader battles being something like
-Brock with a chain of rocks dragging behind him that he tries to hit people with, but he can't because it's too heavy to lift
-Misty but she's in a star costume and just spins around and around and yells "hyah" while trying to squirt Red with a water gun
-Lt. Surge dressed as a cute mouse with a car battery he tries to shock you with or something
-Erika just makes your allergies feel bad
-Sabrina, who is just regular Sabrina but she has 2 spoons and a mustache
etc.
Some other fights quickly off the top of my head:
-Bugsy dual wielding scythes
-Whitney doing continuous forward rolls while dressed as a cow
-Every fighting type specialist just punching the kids that challenge them
As if this is a thing that just regularly happens.
It's because the further I think about this, the crazier and/or stupider the fights get, which is why this stuff becomes amusing to me.
I need sleep
- AU where all the pokemon aren't real and they're just people in really bad cosplay fighting each other (this post, scroll down)
- Blacephalon
- Underground
- A
quickranking of character ensembles of each gen - Father
- Trainer Classes
- Me as a Pokemon Trainer?
- Pokemon First Impressions
- A Collection of Top 3s
- Fossils
- Misc. thoughts about Pokemon I
- This pun
- Misc. thoughts about Pokemon II
- For some reason, my phone won't let me post images in my status, so:
- Favorites by type
- art
- Customization
- Misc. thoughts about Pokemon III
- Gen 8 Pokemon
- Minor thoughts about cameos
- Actual SwSh Spoilers
- Family?
- Fusion
- The answer is that it is a video game and things don't need to make sense
- What do you mean I forgot I had a blog?
- Transport
- New Pokemon Snap
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Apparently, my last post on this forum before today was a post on some thread in 2015. Well, I'm back for now, I guess. Time to make a blog again.
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I tend to space out a lot and laugh at my own thoughts and daydreams. Everyone I know thinks it's weird, but I think it's a cheap way of entertaining myself without spending any of my tuition money on actual things like games or movies. I figured it would be worth a shot to just let out some of these things and see what other people think about them, or if they have some other weird ideas they'd like to share.Alternatively, I just post opinions about some things. Whatever is on my mind, I don't care.
A good chunk of these thoughts are Pokémon-related, hence why I'm posting them here. I really don't think they warrant the creation of actual threads in any way, so I'll put them in this post. I'm certain the length of each thing will be different too, so anyone that happens to be reading should not expect consistency or top tier writing. Don't expect things to make sense either, I tend to be redundant and non-concise at times.
Anyway,
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01. AU where all the pokemon aren't real and they're just people in really bad cosplay fighting each otherLike imagine Red, and he's in Pallet Town picking his starter and Professor Oak leads him to a table with a cabbage, a lighter and a water pistol. Nobody acknowledges that this is a cabbage, a lighter, and a water pistol, because they are obviously just the starters everyone knows and loves. So Red picks Bulbasaur and takes the cabbage with him, and Blue takes the lighter. The ensuing rival fight is just Blue in an orange jumpsuit trying to burn Red, who has a cabbage strapped to his back. Some random scientist or something cheers them on like "woo yeah you go charmander".
I'd think that the remaining adventure would go on similarly, with gymleader battles being something like
-Brock with a chain of rocks dragging behind him that he tries to hit people with, but he can't because it's too heavy to lift
-Misty but she's in a star costume and just spins around and around and yells "hyah" while trying to squirt Red with a water gun
-Lt. Surge dressed as a cute mouse with a car battery he tries to shock you with or something
-Erika just makes your allergies feel bad
-Sabrina, who is just regular Sabrina but she has 2 spoons and a mustache
etc.
Some other fights quickly off the top of my head:
-Bugsy dual wielding scythes
-Whitney doing continuous forward rolls while dressed as a cow
-Every fighting type specialist just punching the kids that challenge them
As if this is a thing that just regularly happens.
It's because the further I think about this, the crazier and/or stupider the fights get, which is why this stuff becomes amusing to me.
I need sleep
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