Item on your left will be your weapon against...

[Maniacal Engineer]

Well, I've got my collection of extra Lego bricks so...

floods the streets with the Lego bricks, so that Godzilla is constantly stepping on them

Darth Plagueis the Wise

 

[PurplePopplio]

My void returns and banishes Darth Plagueis.

Pennywise

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Energy Drink. Well, I wasn't planning on sleeping before and after learning that the above is after me.

Spoiler

 

[PurplePopplio]

The darkest hole of space.

Batman

 

[Caprizant]

I hand him my Wii U GamePad and he is so distracted playing Batman: Arkham Origins that I make my escape.

Spoiler: The person below will be fighting a remorhaz

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I use the air tubing from my CPAP to strangle it to death…how ironic.

the user below shall fight Brainiac.

 

[Snowy]

I dunno who Brainiac is... but I have a choice between a deskfan and a Microwave on my left... Might use both.

The user below gets to fight the Avengers.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

tosses a sink at them

the user below has to fight the Borg

 

[Snowy]

writes divide by zero on a piece of paper and hands it to them

The user below has to fight the justice league.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

uses his work computer to hack Batman’s OS, gaining access to all his files on the JL’s weaknesses
implements those weaknesses to take out the JL

The user below must fight an ogre.

 

[Snowy]

I have a can of vanilla air freshener.

The user below must fight the Power Rangers. (Yes, I'm going through super hero groups xD)

 

[Eeveely]

Throws some bedsheets at them cuz they definitely need some good night's sleep after all those life-threatening fights


the user below has to fight the pet avengers

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I guess I strangle them with all the robot cables I have on my desk…or I just throw the SCARA ballspline and hope they want to play fetch instead of killing me.

You must fight the Knights of Ni.

 

[MegaPod]

I’ve got a chair. That’s something, at least.

The person below would have to face Buzz the Bee, the Honey Nut Cheerios mascot.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I impress the bee with my collection of badges from Star Trek and Comic Conventions that I’ve been to, and now we’re friends.

You face down the mighty Elieson, and he suspects you of being Mafia.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Well, Nintendo devices always have a reputation for being sturdy; so I guess whacking whoever that person is with a regular 2DS should amount to something.

Spoiler

 

[Harryghost]

My chest X-Ray. I should be just fine.

Spoiler

 

[my imagination]

My Melmetal [he knows the strongest steel-type move, and steel is Hatterene’s weakness)

Spoiler

 

[Harryghost]

The venting imposter hits hard, but my Nintendo Switch hits harder.

Spoiler

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

That printer cost like $100, but assuming that ant's individual size is identical to this photo's resolution, you gotta do what you gotta do I guess.

Spoiler