Item on your left will be your weapon against...

[MegaPod]

I have an outdoor rocking chair. So, at least I’ll be comfortable while I wait for my inevitable demise.

The next user has to face a Dalek.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I throw a curtain on the Dalek, so it's curtains for the Dalek, and I win by epic pun.

The next user will be pitted against DarthWolf.

 

[MegaPod]

Still the rocking chair. picks it up It’s whackin’ time

Next user has to beat...me!

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

My iPhone is to my left. I use it to play against MegaPod in a mafia game, and crush him, and everyone else, as usual.

The next user must face Dr. Eggman.

 

[Cinnabar]

I’ll tickle him with these flower bushes here and get him to sneeze so I can escape.

The next user must face an angry and very hungry gorilla.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

feeds the gorilla a can of beans
the gorilla knocks itself out with its own gas

The next user shall face a red herring.

 

[MegaPod]

I trap it in the smal, hollow outdoor table next to me and release it into a body of water.

Next user must beat Superman

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I throw a blind at Superman, blinding him. knowing that he has super hearing, I crank up the volume on my recording mic, and blast out electrical feedback from my laptop, causing Superman's ears to start to bleed.
Blinded, and with his ears ringing, Superman cannot pursue me as I run away and hide.

The next user must face off against Mr. Perfect Cell.

 

[prog rocker]

I don't think he would be interested in me at all, considering I'm a weakling.

Your next opponent will be... uhm... Shia LaBeouf. Don't know why.

 

[Cinnabar]

I’ll give him my pikachu plush as a diversion.

The next user will face Ash Ketchum

 

[MegaPod]

I have a whole pack of...toilet paper. I guess I throw it as a decoy and make my getaway before he can sic Pikachu on me.

Next user has to face Discord from My Little Pony.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

A glass jar huh? He's just a ten year old brat anyway, so whether or not I waste my coins it wouldn't be a big deal. Ninja'd. Guess I'm fucked, given my vague knowledge on the character.

The next user shall face off against King Hippo.

 

[DarthWolf]

The next user will be pitted against DarthWolf.

Still the rocking chair. picks it up It’s whackin’ time

Wait hold on I never agre... OUCH!
I wonder what happened if I was next.

The next user shall face off against King Hippo.

I stick a pen in his belly button and knock him out.

The next person is being attacked by a giant jumping Pixar lamp.

 

[MegaPod]

Wait hold on I never agre... OUCH!

Hehe, nothing personal, Darth!

So, that cute jumping desk lamp, mega-sized, eh? I squirt a bottle of lotion onto the ground in hopes of slipping it up.

Next user has to fight the Mario brothers.

 

[DarthWolf]

The next one has to fight a copy of themselves

 

[Acrobatic Crobat]

On my left are earphones... I guess I can use them as a garrote. That said, killing my own clone... I'd be a bit afraid of it.

Next person will face off against the main antagonist from the last game they played.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Sooooo...Cyrus from Team Galactic.
Uhhhhhh...I’ve got a tree to my left. I’ll hide there until he moves along.

The next user must face Melvin Ishtar.

 

[MegaPod]

I have a car door. I hope that can shield from...whatever he does, if nothing else.

Next user is up against a living garbage truck.

 

[Max1996]

A desk could work...if I can actually lift it...

Next user, here comes a set of 4 living paintings.

 

[DarthWolf]

I use the Crest of Hope to keep them away from me.

Next up, a 1000 toddlers charge at you with murderous intent.