Item on your left will be your weapon against...

[MegaPod]

I have a pencil. Is that considered mightier?

Next user fights a rotary snowplow

 

[ThatAsianInTheCorner]

Throw a wrench in there. that'll do the trick. Also, there's the train, which i'll step out of the way.

Next user fights Aliens.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

As in, Xenomorphs? I guess this bottle will do....

Spoiler

 

[ThatAsianInTheCorner]

Next person has to fight... The Creature on the right.

Spoiler: Long image incoming

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I blind the eye with bright flashlight and then gouge it with pens covered lithium based grease.

The next user must confront a rabid raccoon.

 

[toastghost]

i throw a cardboard box

fight off my instant macaroni and cheese

 

[Cinnabar]

I fight the user above with a crabitat.

The next user faces a winter blanket.

 

[toastghost]

i use it to keep warm

fight deoxys

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

I fling my table at it.

Spoiler

 

[toastghost]

well, goodbye blue sharpie. you were great at coloring water.

Fight against a Mimikyu. But not any Mimikyu. A Mimikyu dressed as a penguin with poison candy canes.

 

[Caprizant]

My phone... uh... I can Google search the Mimikyu penguin's weaknesses? Knowledge is power :V

V has to fight a kraken.

 

[toastghost]

i use the power of the internet and a broken cord to overload the kraken and then electrocute him


fight an army of jack frosts

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Uhhhhh...I’ll splash them all with my cup of tea.

Your next opponent will be a Dalek.

 

[Caprizant]

I use my radiator to reflect the Dalek's extermination beam. I then hoist the radiator over my head and beat the Dalek senseless with it.

V will face Darth Vader.

 

[toastghost]

i will not fight back, i willl become on of his underlings

fight against a potato with a sword

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

A Sontaran, eh?

Well, I parry the Sword using the oversized novelty scissors I keep at my desk, and proceed to duel the Sontaran into submission.

V must face off against Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

How handy of me to have a can of Coca Cola Zero, I guess.

Spoiler

 

[Caprizant]

I throw the book Small Engines: Operation and Service by Jay Webster at it in the hopes that the door portal (doortal?) man becomes too engrossed in the subject matter to eat me into another dimension.

V will face off against an evil version of themselves.

 

[MegaPod]

I have one thing that he doesn’t have...a skinny little Apple keyboard in my left hand, which I can use to inflict many a painful bruise upon the face of my wicked doppelgänger.

Next user must fight a giant rotten tomato.

 

[Caprizant]

Instead of squashing the giant rotten tomato with the wooden chair next to me (as would be the logical thing to do), I invite the tomato to sit down in said chair, so we may have a little chat about our differences & settle this peacefully.

V will face off against a Rhydon.