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ITT You tell the above poster why their favorite Pokemon sucks.

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LOL, a Psychic type ballerina? No, thanks! I FAR prefer that cutie Reuniclus.

Reuniclus
 

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(Making me insult another of my favorites? D:)
He's just a blob of gel! And the first evolution looks like a literal ass. Yep.

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Now it's one of MY faves.

Okay, it sucks cuz it's no Wartortle...
Dark/Dragon special-based is not fiiting IMO for a pseudo.

Tyranitar
 

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It's not a Sword of Justice, is event only, and gets a gimmick alterform! Only Secret Sword's the difference!

Terrakion the truck...
 

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It has the most boring design of the musketeers.

Virizion wireless.
 

Gengarzilla

"What do you mean, my Gengarite is contraband?!"
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Stole Breloom's typing.

Chandelure. (It's almost tied with Gengar as far as my favorites go.)
 

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Persian just sucks. Horrible typing, moveset, BST, pre-evolution, design.

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Well, when I first saw its name, I was all about... Come on, are all these official Gen V names?! Apart from that, it's still an overgrown doggy who can Surf. What is to like of this thing?

Watchog
 

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The reason I keep running out of apples

On a serious note: Loves to double team.

Frillish
 

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It's the only Poke that has such a distinguishing gender difference. Hence, it's also the only one to use two different mini-sprites depending on gender.
Not to mention those disturbing Pokedex entries...

Serperior
 

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It's the reason Fire Red didn't get that cutie Sandshrew!

Xerneas
 

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It's the best Pokemon ever. It's so powerful and cute it makes all other Pokemon appear frail and hideous just by standing next to them. That is why it sucks.

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