ITT You tell the above poster why their favorite Pokemon sucks.

[prog rocker]

So, can you actually do anything at all?

Moltres

 

[toastghost]

it's a rubber chicken on fire.


Bewear

 

[Nerd Violence]

Hugging someone to death is still murder. Murderer.

Vaporeon.

 

[toastghost]

nothing like a fish to represent an eevee that has full control over the water

shinx

 

[Nerd Violence]

Nothing worse than when people overhype something. Just because everyone likes you doesn't make you cool, Shinx.

Togetic.

 

[Jyo]

Pretty much everything is bad about it

Skuntank

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

This Pokémon just stinks.

Emboar.

 

[Jyo]

3rd fire fighting in a row

Delphox

 

[prog rocker]

You could be so much cooler, Delphox. You were pretty disappointing for a fox.

Xatu

 

[Jyo]

so awesome looking... so... its not based on a cat, fox, or bear

Noctowl

 

[toastghost]

Why did Ash's first shiny have to look so boring?


Skitty

 

[Jyo]

so adorable, so hard to say something bad about..... other than... "Open your eyes silly kitty"

Abra

 

[toastghost]

open up your eyes silly goat cat thing


lilligant

 

[Rainami]

it's less cool than bellossom

tangrowth

 

[toastghost]

Game Freak HQ: Person 1: So, we need another evolution for a pre-existing pokemon.
Person 2: Oh, what about an evolution for Farfetch'd or Corsola, or Dunsparce?
Person 1: Nah.
Person 3: Oh! What about that one Gen 1 pokemon that nobody remembers!
Person 1: Perfect!

And thus Tangrowth was born. (jk i really love tangrowth)​

Wobbuffet

 

[Parissong]

How did a useless blue punching bag end up in Ubers??? GF you good?I like Jessie's a lot tho it's one of my fave anime Pokémon since I was a child

Volcarona

 

[Jyo]

Its a fire bug
not much good about it
(well to me)

Patrat

 

[Acrobatic Crobat]

Rattata is a far better early rodent.
And Sentret.
And Zigzagoon.
And Bidoof.
And Yungoos.
And Bun... actually, no. Patrat is bad, but not THAT bad.

Chikorita

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

The only starter whose final evolution is in ZU. And it isn't even good there!

Houndoom

 

[Parissong]

Bad dog grr go be irrelevant somewhere else. Not even mega evolution can save it from its subpar defenses!

Roselia