ITT You tell the above poster why their favorite Pokemon sucks.

[Jyo]

@Acrobatic Crobat (Zigzagoon, Yungoose, and Sentret are not rodents)

too sharp and thorny, way too poisonous, trying to give it a hug will need lots of antidotes and bandages

Mienshao

 

[toastghost]

it's that one pokemon htat's pretty, but if you would name every unovan pokemon you would probably skip over it.

goodra

 

[MegaPod]

Goomy tried to grow up into a Dragonite. Luckily, it still turned out better than one.

Bastiodon

 

[toastghost]

who is that?

tropius

 

[MegaPod]

Many of the old bird Pokémon look ridiculous in their “gliding” idle pose with the 3D models in XY and forward, but Tropius’ gliding in place looks especially terrible.

Chandelure

 

[toastghost]

you know it's bad where it has a weakness to a bibarel

slowpoke

 

[HotFire]

Slow...

(Sorry I had to) Slowpokes expression has always kinda bothered me.

Tyranitar

 

[MegaPod]

It evolves from Pupitar, but Pupitar is clearly more fabulous

Glalie

 

[toastghost]

Game Freak HQ:
Person 1: We made this adorable little boy wrapped in staw, what should it's evolution be?
Person 2: Oh, how about it's bigger and wields an icicle sword!
Person 1: Nah.
Person 3: How about a giant face encased in ice?

Thus Glaile was born
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Hawlucha

 

[prog rocker]

Shouldn't you be in the set of Mucha Lucha instead?

Yveltal

 

[toastghost]

IT DESTROYED EVERYTHING in a 10 foot radius.

Bewear

 

[Jyo]

looks cute, can give strong bear hugs

Alolan Vulpix

 

[Rainami]

it's another goddamn fox

jigglypuff

 

[Jyo]

adorable as it looks, pink fairy balloon can't protect us from steel ones

Mightyena

 

[toastghost]

everybody loves the dog pokemon... except mightyena.

minior

 

[Jyo]

(yep, almost no one loves hyenas/aardvarks, I love it)

it doesn't resemble a Pokemon, more a small rock to 'kick' around

Espeon

 

[toastghost]

it'll always be overshadowed by umbreon

goomy

 

[Jyo]

too small, strange looking, way too slimy

Fennekin

 

[toastghost]

nothing like a fox with ear hair.

ditto

 

[Jyo]

just a pink blob that can imitate


Liepard