ITT You tell the above poster why their favorite Pokemon sucks.

[Lone_Garurumon]

I'll be honest, it's kinda bland in design.

Joltik

 

[DawningWinds]

Not a fan of bugs or anything of a similar variety.

Mienshao

 

[Jyo]

hard to say something bad about something bad about something good
other than too big for a weasel


Chatot

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

What is the point? A nothing pokemon, with no purpose. The Pokémon that I forget exists 108% of the time.

Garchomp

 

[DawningWinds]

4× weakness to ice-type.

Absol (Edited out of quotes so it's clear that this is the favorite Pokémon I'm giving in this post)

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

You fool. *Iron Heads one Ice-Type* *Flamethrowers another* *laughs atop the bodies of a hundred ice-types*

Flygon

Noivern

 

[DawningWinds]

(You forgot to respond to Absol.)
4× weakness to ice-types.
Why is the bat a considered dragon?
Why do we need another bat?

Serperior

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

(Sorry)
*CONTINUES FLAMETHROWERING*
Contrary is a stupidly broken Ability.

Hydreigon

 

[DawningWinds]

Three heads? Who on earth needs three heads? And if you're going to have three heads, then shouldn't the extra two be able to think? Has a 4× weakness to fairy-type, which has several very-commonly used Pokémon. Learns only seven STAB moves by level-up and then just a bunch of normal-type moves. It's level-up learnset has so little coverage. Oh, yes, and did I mention it has three heads and no hands? It's shiny is okay; but nothing amazing.

Stoutland

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

Normal-Types. Come back with a real Pokémon, once you're done being plain toast - nah, plain bread.

Giratina

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

It's 'Altered' forme is overly busy, it's another contributor to the overt mass of Dragon legendaries, and I neither find it particularly interesting nor creative for both a Pokemon that's intended to be the embodiment of anti-matter, nor a particularly cool Satanic archetype. I'm also just not a huge fan of most of the Sinnoh pantheon, really. I kind of like the Origin forme, but I don't really consider it a favorite.

Dragapult

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

It's gravity and dimensions, not just antimatter. and as a Dragon Master, insulting dragons doesn't work on me. The other arguments are either opinions or genuinely fair points.

Too tough to find the damn thing. A glass cannon that doesn't even cannon well. More of an overly fast glass slingshot with only one good ability. It's signature move is Physical, on a Special Attacker. Its back half is so ugly it's trying to make itself invisible. Can I be done yet?

Centiskorch

 

[DawningWinds]

It's a bug!
It's on fire!
...Don't bugs die when they catch fire?

Absol

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

Weakling bugs do. Not the awesome ones.

Poor fluffbutt's been spammed on this thread so much, I can't find the heart to put it back over the fire to roast. It's already overcooked.

Groudon

 

[DawningWinds]

Man, this Legendary got the short end of the stick when it comes to the Hoenn trio. Kyogre can probably one-shot its Primal Form, and Rayquaza is immune to all its normal form's stab moves.

Smeargle

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

SNOOOOORE. Seriously, have you tried a fun pokemon? Ever?

Dustox

 

[DawningWinds]

It's a bug.
Reason enough.

Gothitelle

 

[sixdragons_in_atrenchcoat]

Don't let your hatred of nature's most intricate beauties get in the way of actual roasts. I'm here to watch my favorites get destroyed, not dismissed.

I can't think of Gothitelle without thinking about how much wasted potential there was for a Psychic-Dark. AKA, I wanted something else with a 4x weakness to my swarm of insects. Also, it's got pancakes on its head and I can't help imagining how floppy and gross they'd be in real life, and that is disturbing and horrible to think about. I condemn these pancake-headed wastes of opportunity.

Alolan Sandslash

 

[DawningWinds]

Isn't "Sand" literally in its name? Doesn't that mean it should be either rock or ground-type? And its spikes are made of steel? I don't buy that for a moment. And really, it has to evolve via Ice Stone when it's normal form dvolves by level? Why? So Vulpix wasn't the only one? It only learns two decent powered moves by level-up, I'd hardly call that a powerhouse. Not to mention that it has two 4× weaknesses.

Meowstic

 

[Jyo]

so adorable to say something bad about something that cute kitty
other than not being as cute as Espeon or Liepard (my two favorite felines)


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