Kill The Thread Version 2.0

[GrookeyFan77]

makes evil togepi throw bananas to the thread

 

[pengugeneral]

makes the thread blast off with Team Rocket

 

[GrookeyFan77]

commands the thread to use self-destruct

 

[pengugeneral]

cuts the thread's life insurance

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

pokes the thread with a feather

 

[pengugeneral]

steals the thread's chocolates

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

feeds the thread to Cthulhu

 

[pengugeneral]

glitches the thread out of the internet

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

downloads the Dubious Disc onto the thread

 

[pengugeneral]

entertains the thread magnificently

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

entertains the thread magnificently

I'm pretty sure that's my shtick.

dips the thread in sulfuric acid

 

[pengugeneral]

I'm pretty sure that's my shtick.

Indeed. But ?

pours hot oil on the thread

 

[toastghost]

reverts the thread to its previous incarnation as kill the thread, where we didn't actually have to kill the thread and things were simpler back then

 

[pengugeneral]

deletes the thread's code

 

[GrookeyFan77]

throws satan at the thread

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Are the best parts of life just momentary distractions to keep yourself busy so you don't think about the harsh reality of life? I can ride roller coasters, make new friends, and spend time with my family all day long. But it doesn't change the fact that the sun is just gonna explode, and all this was for nothing.

 

[pengugeneral]

demolishes the thread with a wrecking ball

 

[dawn dusk]

subjects thread to work under a maniacal boss

 

[pengugeneral]

forces the thread to carry a Max Rockfall

 

[dawn dusk]

leaves the thread alone in an eerie forest