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Kill The Thread Version 2.0

the thread gets on a bus and sits next to a man wearing wired earplugs. the man with the earplugs is a spy, hired by the Kill the Thread association. when the bus stops, the thread gets off. earplug guy follows thread into a Starbucks coffee. Thread orders a cakepop and an extra hot coffee. Earplug guy orders nothing. The thread walks into a sketchy alleyway and stands next to an apartment staircase. Earplug guy takes out his earplugs. A wind blows, causing thread to drop their important papers. Earplug guy offers to hold thread's coffee and cake pop whilst thread picks up their papers. Earplug guy spills the extra hot coffee on the thread.
"oops" says earplug guy. thread screams in pain. Earplug stabs the thread in the gut with the cakepop. And hangs the thread off of the top of the staircase with his earplugs.
 
Please note: The thread is from 9 months ago.
Please take the age of this thread into consideration in writing your reply. Depending on what exactly you wanted to say, you may want to consider if it would be better to post a new thread instead.
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