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[Isaac the Investigator]

Banned for not using "win", any variations, or any synonyms in your post

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win for remembering which thread this is.

 

[Max1996]

I win for not mixing up threads.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i can do anything, like post in the wrong thread

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I win for a lack of smugness.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because you should get a Snivy, then.

 

[prog rocker]

I win because Oshawott is better.

 

[MegaPod]

I win because Serperior and Samurott are both great.

 

[toastghost]

i-

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I win because you're both wrong, Tepig is clearly the best.

 

[prog rocker]

Banned because sorry, the Water starters are always the superior ones. Always.

 

[MegaPod]

I win because Tepig is at least cute until it hits that awkward middle phase. Dewott trumps Pignite no contest :3

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I win because the Water starter was only the best once, maybe twice.

 

[MegaPod]

I win because for me, there are at least four instances where the Water starter has tied for first if nothing else

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I win because, competitively speaking...

Gen I: Grass is best, though fire is if we're counting megas
Gen II: Water wins, although largely because the competition is poor.
Gen III: Clear win for Fire
Gen IV: Fire and Water are largely neck in neck
Gen V: Clear win for Grass
Gen VI: Clear win for Water
Gen VII: Water only wins if doubles are ignored. Counting doubles, clear win for Fire.

 

[prog rocker]

I win because I don't care 'bout competitive.

 

[Isaac the Investigator]

I win because competitive will exist regardless of whether you care about it or not.

 

[Eeveely]

I win because I used those types of starters just instinctively (except that I chose treeko)

 

[toastghost]

i win because i choose my starters over personal preference

 

[Sightnado]

I win for calling my Torchic Poultry Man