Last Post Wins Version 22: Channel 4 News Team Assemble!

[Max1996]

I win for good grammar.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because...

♪ It's my birthday party ♪
♪ A very special day ♪
♪ I've got a song, it won't take long ♪
♪ I just wanted to say ♪
...That it's my birthday.​

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win for wishing you happy birthday.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Max1996]

I win because Happy Birthday!

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because cake.

 

[Max1996]

I win for eating cake.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win for the same reason as the above user. And laziness, that too.

 

[Max1996]

I win for citing only one reason: I'm here.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win the participation award.

 

[Max1996]

I win because my favorite food is snacks.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because something something 2Snacks somethign something Youtube something.

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win for not saying something 4 times.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Max1996]

I win for not counting.

 

[Pika_pika42]

I win for maths.

~ Pika Pika

 

[Max1996]

I win for being very good in math.

 

[Pika_pika42]

ME too.

~ Pika Pika

 

[MegaPod]

I prevail for being the second poster in a row to not mention a certain word beginning with w.

 

[Max1996]

Victory goes to me for that very same reason.

 

[Lone_Garurumon]

I win because I'm a mod and let's face it I could end this right now if I wanted to.

 

[Max1996]

I win for sneaking in before it ended.