Last Post Wins Version 24: A Rare Old Time

[Caprizant]

I win by laying siege to this thread with my pirate ship, outlasting the other posters' supplies due to my access to the high seas & thus forcing them to give in after months of standoff.

 

[toastghost]

banned because pirate monokuma

 

[Caprizant]

I win by posting in the correct thread :V

 

[toastghost]

i win because pirate monokuma

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because The Mole is a lone wolf.

 

[Caprizant]

I win because moles can't be wolves, silly.
Voles, on the other hand...

 

[toastghost]

i win because voles cant be wolves either

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because you’re both crazy.

 

[Caprizant]

I lose so I can win through reverse psychology.

 

[toastghost]

i win because it didn't work

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because neither did that...

 

[Caprizant]

I win by deep-frying this thread and eating it in one bite.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because it is Fryday, after all...

 

[Caprizant]

I win by turning this thread upside-down and shaking all the other users out of it.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i'm not altering thethreda besides posting in here

 

[Caprizant]

I win by having Charizard use G-Max Wildfire on this thread just after I've posted in it, burning it to cinders before anyone else can respond.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i snapped that satan dragon from existence because charizaard shall never exist

 

[Caprizant]

I win by attaching an anchor to this thread & throwing it into the deepest, darkest depths of the ocean.

 

[MegaPod]

I win for diving after that anchor. Arceus, I love anchors.

 

[toastghost]

i win because i thought i posted here but i didn't