Last Post Wins Version 24: A Rare Old Time

[Caprizant]

I win by being the first poster on the sixth page of this thread, which was the secret win condition mods had set for closing this thread the entire time! ...Probably.

 

[toastghost]

i win because nope

 

[Proxima Centauri B]

I win cause I like pancakes

 

[MegaPod]

I win because I like Stunfisk

 

[toastghost]

i win cause i like stunfisk panckes

 

[Snowy]

You didn't win. I'm here to ruin your day with ice beam!

 

[Sightnado]

You didn't win either because you didn't say that you won. I, on the other hand, am stating in this sentence that I win.

 

[Caprizant]

I win by tying this thread to a balloon & letting it drift away, far above the clouds & towards unknown lands.

 

[Sightnado]

I win by popping the balloon.

 

[MegaPod]

I win because the balloon came back as a Drifloon.

 

[Snowy]

I win because i had a major failure in my last post and i don’t even know how that happen.

You didn't win either because you didn't say that you won. I, on the other hand, am stating in this sentence that I win.

I had actually meant to say “i win because i’m here to ruin your day with ice beam”... no idea how i failed like this.

 

[rango]

I win because why

 

[Sightnado]

I win because yes

 

[toastghost]

i win because no

 

[Sightnado]

I win because non't

 

[MegaPod]

I win for wondering what the contraction “non’t” means

 

[Caprizant]

Non't means "no not," which is a double negative, so it means yes.

Non't, I don't not win.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because I will make this thread vanish mysteriously, as is my way.

 

[MegaPod]

I win for somehow finding it anyways.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for winning a winnable win.