Last Post Wins Version 24: A Rare Old Time

[DawningWinds]

I win for responding quickly.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for not touching the dial for the entire duration of LPW v23

I win for being the first post.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because you're boring and quoting yourself which is repetitive so you shouldn't win so the person above you should win instead and I'm the person above the boring person who didn't come up with something new and thus, I win.

 

[Sightnado]

I win because this post is exactly 54 characters long.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because the post I am currently typing as of typing this and am about to post is longer than your post that you are not currently typing as of me typing this and have already posted.

 

[Sightnado]

I win because I am probably the only person with a status update that reaches the 4000 character limit.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win for learning about the 4000 character status update limit.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for being Sightnado the Madlad.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win for not knowing who that is thus causing it to not apply.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for confusing you. I was once known as Sightnado on these forums, and during that time I posted my legendary 4000 character profile post. That was when I became known as Sightnado the Madlad.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because I'd actually already figured out that you were once called Sightnado; however, the "Madlad" part made me believe that you were referencing some sort of video game character that I'd never heard of with your original username.

 

[Sightnado]

I win because yes.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win because you didn't make sense in your most recent post.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win for breaking up the ping pong match.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for all of us.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win the pingpong match that ME impolitely disrupted.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because I could have interrupted the match using knives, but chose not to. Too much stabbing.

 

[DawningWinds]

I win even though I should be asleep right now.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because I was asleep when the above post was made.

 

[Sightnado]

I win for exactly the same reason as above.