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Last Poster Wins [v16]

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Maniacal Engineer

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*uses the TARDIS, which I have canonically, to completely erase Dialga from existence. Also eliminates Palkia, Arceus, Giratina, Celebi, and all other Legendaries, just to cover my bases*

Right, that should cover that.

*Places the TARDIS back into my Utility Hat*

I win.
 

Lluksonak

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I wonder, what is the meaning of this game? is it to see how fast we'll post in order to see who'll be the last to do so? Or is it a test, to see what we do in our spare time, on our phones, tablets, laptops, computers. Why do we play this game? Do we get the feeling that we'd win after posting something here? Or do we know we'd win by just posting random things? Do we even like this game? Do we hate this game? Maybe we don't love nor hate this game..

If we remember from the race between that turtle and the rabbit, it taught us that "Slow and steady wins the race" that's obviously the concept of this game, some of us wait for the right time to post, like ninjas in the night...the same ninjas that assassinate all of you while you read this.

Looks like I win :ksmile:
 

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That Tickled. Good thing I'm wearing my stab proof clothing today.
I'm in a profession where Spies run amok and are liable to try stabbing me in the back. Did you really think I wasn't ready for that?
*breaks ^'s knife and takes ^ out with a wrench to the head*

I win.
 

Lluksonak

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I wasn't the one stabbing ya! my hired ninjas/assassins were!

*Bonks ^'s head with an anvil*

I win. :ksmile:
 

Maniacal Engineer

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...and that's what the construction helmet is for.
*steels ^'s anvil for future usage and has my Sentry guns take care of ^*

I win.


...and yes, before anybody asks, I typed steels that way on purpose.
 

Wispy Willow

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*Shows ^ this abomination*

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*Wins while ^ is still trying in vain to use the eye soap*
 

Lluksonak

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The powerful :ksmile: protects me.

:ksmile: shielded me from harm, then blasted you with its kawaiiness.

It was too cute for you, therefore...

The victory is mine. :ksmile:
 

Maniacal Engineer

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Silly Ninetales, I'm wearing goggles. I've retrofitted them to automatically shield my eyes from horrors.

...who do you think gave the Pyro his "special" gas mask?

I win because you people really need to think things through more.
 

Wispy Willow

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I win because you, much like everyone who posts here, are just coming up with excuses.
 

Wispy Willow

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*Finds better win number 1043u7509840923178572389793* *Wins*

I'm pretty sure u is a number...
 

Maniacal Engineer

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u is not a number. V is a number, but not u.

Too bad. I win. Better luck next time!
 

Crystal Onix

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I'll be taking that win, unless ye care to see the power of the cannon-threads!
 
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