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Last Poster Wins [v16]

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Nothing could prepare anybody for my next scheme. I hope I do not have to go through with it, but my patience is waning.
I will unleash my next scheme by this time next week if I have not won by then.
 

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^ that's not a good reason for winning. For goodness sake, the man makes chocolate! Seriously, he's a wonderfully whimsical man.

(Or at least he was, until Johnny Depp took the role)

In either case, I win because chocolate
 

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Well that would certainly explain why you dislike Mr. Wonka.
Doesn't change the fact that I've won, though.
 

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Hm. I win
Because if you win because of chocolate, I, due to my chocolate face, would be chocolate; therefore, I would be the cause of your winning, and because of that, I would be the winner. Not in logic, but in TRUTH
 

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You would think so, yes, but in actuality, you would not be the winner. Instead you would be the instrument of my victory. For example, if a guitar player sets a new world record with his guitar, does the award go to the guitar or the player? Even though the player could not have done it without the guitar, he gets all the credit.

In a similar vein, you are mere chocolate. Since I win because of chocolate, I win because of you, but I still get the trophy.
 

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I win
Because ALAS I am still the winner thanks to a few flaws in your argument: there is no trophy, and nobody said that was the way it was set here. Are there any rules that state the instrument of victory will not be rewarded in this thread? No! There are not any rules identifying the opposite, either, but one cannot assume that something parallels something else because it is similar--that, sir, is a logical fallacy in your argument! So I win
 

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Apparently you missed the memo that Ninetales Prowers threw logic out the window. Because of that, logical fallacies don't disrupt my argument and I win.
Additionally, you're a Punster clone anyway, so really at this point all this thread has become is me talking to myself.
 

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I win by claiming the ownership of LPW
 

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I win because the LPW thread is not for sale, and I am too powerful for you to steal it from me.
 

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I win because my sadness because some random user claimed ychar before I did.

Please give it back.
I need it.
 
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