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Last Poster Wins [v16]

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See? He's babbling nonsense! He can't be considered competent enough to possess the win. I shall take it and take full responsibility for it.
 

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I win because a) I'm not British, and b) I'm not afraid of waterlubber's clones. He's just jumping on the cloning bandwagon, so his clones are a cheap imitation of the real thing.
 

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This human has survived an attack that does infinity damage. Your dragons do not scare me. I have already won.

Besides which, since you are a Punster clone, your clones are also Punster clones...clone-ception!
 

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I win because I'm a Mew and can transform into any pokemon :p
 

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Sorry, RC. You don't really look like a Mew anymore.
You are now a Punster clone no matter what you may think you are. That is the fate of any who has, is, or will post here. Nobody and nothing is immune...perhaps even I am a Punster clone at this point.
Either way, it matters not. I win because everybody here is me.
 

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I win because I'm not a punster clone, and calling the dragons in my sig clones is a figure of speech.
They really aren't clones, more of cousins.

So ha, reasons!



(and totally not in real life as much as that would be cool...what?!)
 

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Everybody here is a Punster clone. It's a fact. I performed a diabolical experiment several pages ago. This thread has completely devolved into me talking to myself.
However long it takes until the thread is shut down, I've already won.
I am punstoppable!
 

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I win because I am hereby calling a vote of the universal elders that control the cupboard
Who declares that Punster shall not win, and has no clones!
Just make a post, and join me against him!
We are free!
 

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PUNSTER VOTE -1 votes to ban me. For every vote you get, I get 2. If someone else joins the voting, I get three votes, etc.

You cannot defeat the Punster at his own game.
 

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Ban the Punster: 3 votes.
Your words will be used against you.
I win.
 

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You're really going to try to use my words against me? Me? I'm a master of wordplay!
You can't win here. I appreciate that you're trying to replace Ninetales Prowers as my archrival, but you work much better off as my friend. Stop this nonsense before you come to regret it.

Ban The Punster: -infinity votes (irreversible)

This matter is closed. Move on to your next tactic, if you so desire, but I'll win there as well.
 
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