Last Poster Wins [v16]

[The Thin White Duke]

I will not shut up, even though I have a restraining mask on
I win

 

[Wispy Willow]

*Lets a Metroid loose in the thread* *Wins* *Runs away as fast as I can to avoid the ensuing destruction (which just so happens to be fast enough)*

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because *inserts Samus Aran*

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because there are baby ducks in my trench coat.

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because using random sentence generators never ends well. Then again, the US Court System IS a random sentence generator.

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Bcause these statements come out of my own head, thank you very much.

 

[italicizewafer]

You have no head.

I win.

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because Chester the Cheetah doesn't love his Chester the Children.

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because @Ninetales Prower and @Maniacal Engineer aren't here to stop me. Mwahhahahahhaha! *cough* *hack* *sputter*

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because I am the omniscient being all other beings look towards when a tyrannical ruler is taking over. Probably

 

[italicizewafer]

Again, just because you are a cue ball does not mean that pool sticks cease to work.


I win.



also since when did I get 76 posts?

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because pool metaphors mean nothing to my conscience.

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because you have no soul and are simply an empty eggshell wandering aimlessly through a universe made of omelettes

 

[Greece]

I win because hashbrowns are life

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

I win because #hashbrownsYOLOswagChickenMcNuggets

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because my hands have souls.

 

[italicizewafer]

I win because a mischievous llama ate your hands

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because said llama is very nauseous.

 

[ChillinMcMillan]

I win, for the queen potato has been potatoing the whole thread.

 

[Umbrepom]

I win
Because I cannot deviate from this template for posting in this thread.