Last Poster Wins [v18] - More Sequels than Star Wars

[Dimension Witch]

I win because of magical reasons

 

[progressforth]

I win because I have more avatars than you.

 

[jackatlasred]

I win cause of claims.

 

[indigohex]

Please everyone. Stop this ninja-ing and trolling, and accept the fact that <Indigohex> has won this game. Please treat <Indigohex> like <he> had won this game. This post was brought to you by <Indigohex>.

 

[Snowy]

I win because that'll never happen.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because *insert tribute to Satoru Iwata here*...

 

[Snowy]

I win because I second that.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because I feel somewhat bad posting here now... somewhat.

 

[Snowy]

You win because your avatar's (non-mega) pokemon was introduced in a game Iwata was executive producer of.

 

[progressforth]

I win because your avatar still hasn't used the bathroom after two days.

 

[Wispy Willow]

I win because let's I can't really think of anything to say...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

MUST. NOT. LET. BAG. WIN!!!

 

[Snowy]

MUST NOT LET MANIACAL ENGINEER WIN!

 

[Wispy Willow]

Must win at all costs... Exterminate... Annihilate... Destroy... Something...

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

MUST. NOT. LET. BAG. WIN!!!

This. Also, HP, I don't care about winning this thread anymore. I just care about trolling BAG.

 

[Snowy]

I thought you were cutting back on the trolling in hopes of being crowned a moderator one day?!

I win because *throws ice water over ^*

 

[Rainbow Cloud]

*Teleports everyone else to a deserted island somewhere*

I win

 

[Dimension Witch]

*Teleports myself back* Heh, manipulating space with magic is an easy task for me

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I thought you were cutting back on the trolling in hopes of being crowned a moderator one day?!

I am, but I will never stop trolling my Archnemesis.
I win because I win because I win because ^ triggered a temporal causality feedback loop.

 

[Snowy]

I don't think moderators are supposed to have an Archnemesis...

I win because thats a fact. xD