Last Poster Wins [v18] - More Sequels than Star Wars

[Pikochu]

I win because I don't have to beat anything.

 

[Dimension Witch]

I win because of somehow making the enemy team surrender

 

[Pikochu]

I win because I am not the enemy.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because did someone mention eneME?

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win because my side is gonna win Up vs. Down.

 

[Pikochu]

I win because in order for me to win, I must win so in order for me to win, I must win so in order for me to win...

 

[ArvAl]

I win because I AM GROOT.

 

[Caprizant]

I win by setting the ROUSes (Rodents of Unusual Size) on everyone.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win because I should probably be asleep by now. (It's 2:00 in the morning where I live.)

 

[Caprizant]

I win because it's also 2AM where I live. Except my sleeping patterns make it feel like 2PM. :B

 

[Snowy]

I win because *covers @Fire Fox; in flour*

 

[Snowy]

I win because *covers @Fire Fox; in flour*

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

niw I

 

[progressforth]

!loof ouy, niw I

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win because I can type in the right direction.

 

[progressforth]

I win because you only believe in One Direction.

 

[PaulTheProtist]

I win because I bought the domain bmgf.bulbagarden.net

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because HI THERE! *proceeds to troll everybody*

 

[TheCapsFan]

I win because of my anti-troll suit.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

I win because my spades are the trump suit around here.