I win because Pyradox and I have the sweetest conversations.
me said:And while you're at it, the coffee girl is out sick today. Get me a demitasse, will ya? Thanks, doll. Scat.
her said:What makes ya think I will? You're just gonna have to get your own til I'm done with this case.
me said:Bosses don't get their own coffee! It's a journalism tradition! Now you're going to make me a demitasse, and then you're going to get back on that case along with the research department, do you hear me, miss?!
her said:Hell no! High ranking journalists don't get coffee either! Go start pickin' on the interns if you're wantin' your precious demitasse.
me said:How's about I demote you and make you an intern, eh?
her said:Fine, boss, here's your damn demitasse. Enjoy whatever you find in there.
me said:What's that supposed to mean?
*sips demitasse*
*cue spit take*
her said:*smiles deviously*
Hope ya liked it.
me said:What exactly did you put in it, you female dog?!