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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Taco

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I win because research indicates that plants grow healthier when they are stroked.
 

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^I dunno.

I win because the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
 

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^Who would even stroke a cactus?

I win because the IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.
 

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^^^How'd it feel?

I win because the Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
 

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I win because I used to have a venus fly trap which is a plant, and so are cacti
 

Taco

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^Or are they?

I win because the most productive day of the workweek is Tuesday.
 

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I win because the New York Stock Exchange started as a coffee shop.
 

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I win because I just died in your arms tonight~~~!!!
 

Taco

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^Eww...

I win because Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
 
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