I win because I have one dog.
I win because I have four Beatles.
I win because I've had two animals stolen from me
I win because I've had two animals stolen from me
Man, that's depressingDid you love them?
I win.
Of course. One was our awesome bird who always told everyone f*** you
I win for having had over 15 dogs at one time
I win because I just woke up.
Of course. One was our awesome bird who always told everyone f*** you
I win for having had over 15 dogs at one time
your bird sounds awesomeHow did they get stolen?
I win.