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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Mint Elv

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NfiNity: Do I ever cross your mind?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Do you like me?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Do you want me?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Would you cry if I left?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Would you live for me?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Would you do anything for me?

Caprizant: No

NfiNity: Choose--me or your life

Caprizant: My life

NfiNity runs away in shock and pain and Caprizant runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

I just edited to make it better. I win
 

Mint Elv

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^^W-W-W-WHAT THE. :blush:

I win. X3

You know you two would totally have that kind of conversation.

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


I win
 

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FRIENDS: Lend you there umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story..

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'


I win
 

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Is it wrong that I was disappointed that mwto's previous story didn't end up as a racist joke? Haha.
@NfiNity; You're not the only one to have those types of conversations. I win
 

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Hey Fab~

I win? because there's something seriously wrong with my internet :S
 

Mint Elv

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Is it wrong that I was disappointed that mwto's previous story didn't end up as a racist joke? Haha.
@NfiNity; You're not the only one to have those types of conversations. I win

You do too with your girlfriend I'm guessing.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), mwto(USA)

I win
 

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Oh, Sagey, what's wrong? I win
 

Mint Elv

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I win because Fab ignored me :nono:
 

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I win because of curiousness. XD

^I thought so. X3 And t-thank you! I like you too. :lol:
 

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No idea, Fab. I suck at this stuff. I once spent 2 hours trying to set up my internet and failed.
My friend set it up for me in less than 15 mins ;_;

I winfail
 

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No idea, Fab. I suck at this stuff. I once spent 2 hours trying to set up my internet and failed.
My friend set it up for me in less than 15 mins ;_;

I winfail

It's like I'm the only man here! I know lots about computers and Internet and stuff.

I win.
 
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