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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Apollonius

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I win because I shall be back, unless the feds shut down this forum for trying to marry underage people
 

Erdrick

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I win because relax. The government will never know.
And if they do find out, then it will be overlooked because they aren't taking it seriously.
 

Mint Elv

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Feds have no authority here. I win because I'm getting along with my uncle.
 

Caprizant

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I win because I'm working day and night to make this machine work right, and if I'm unsuccessful maybe I'll pedal to the end of time.
 

Erdrick

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^^
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I win.
 

Caprizant

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I win because you drink from a glass half empty, and before you know it, it's all gone, but look at it positively: you won't be a drunkard anymore.
 

Caprizant

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I win because we fear not the night for there is no more fright, what's wrong and what's right, the distinction does not exist in our eyes, because we're airtight.
 

Caprizant

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I win because you're a disgrace to the concept of family, the priest won't divulge the fact in his homily, and I'll stand up and scream if the mourning remains quiet, you can deck out a lie in a suit, I won't buy it.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because I finished the teacher I was doing, that will be more important than the other teachers
 

Erdrick

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I win because the person in mwto's avatar needs to dye his hair, pluck his eyebrows, cut his hair...
 

Caprizant

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I win because I won't join in the procession that's speaking their peace using five dollar words and praising his integrity, and just because he's gone doesn't change the fact he was a bastard in life, and thus a bastard in death.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because once acs finishes his application, Lumas will be the only one left.
 

Caprizant

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I win because if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, illuminate the "No"s on their vacancy signs, if there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark.
 
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