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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Caprizant

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I win because I know it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up, I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.
 

Caprizant

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I win because I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well, don't you see? I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue.
 

Caprizant

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I win because just for the record, the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. indifference, and B. disinterest, in what the critics say.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because I don't know what Cap is doing, but it's not Caprizanting
 

Erdrick

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How do you know?
I win because I want this marriage to get over with already.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because if he is then those are really weird songs
 

Caprizant

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I win because I must admit I was charmed by your advances, your advantage left me helplessly into you.
 

Caprizant

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I win because we spread out and occupied the cracks in the urban streets, idle now, I rearrange the furniture as you sleep.
 

Caprizant

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I win because when your apologies fail to ring true, so slick with that sarcastic slew of phrases like "I thought you knew," while keeping me in hot pursuit.
 

Erdrick

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I win because this ship must be the only one that actually became an online marriage. Damn I crack easy.
 

Caprizant

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I win because don't go holding out on me now, I thought that you had come to expect more.
 

Erdrick

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I win because
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