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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Caprizant

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I win because you've got the perfect disguise and you're looking okay, from the bottom of the best to the worst, well, what can I say?
 

Caprizant

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I win because a wild pack of family dogs came running through the yard as my little sister played, the dogs took her away, well, I guess she was eaten up okay.
 

Caprizant

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I win because I don't know but I've been told, you'll never die and you'll never grow old.
 

Caprizant

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I win because everyone's afraid of their own lives, if you could be anything you'd want to be, you'd be disappointed, am I right?
 

Taco

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I win because Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
 

Caprizant

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I win because my hell comes from inside, comes from inside myself, why fight this?
 

Taco

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I win because in 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing weather in Hell, Michigan.
 

Caprizant

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I win because our hearts are just made out of strings to be pulled.
 

Erdrick

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I win because I don't know but I've been told, Knights are more kick ass than mold.
 

Taco

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I win becaue people say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a mili-second.
 

Erdrick

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I win because they said "Bless you" because in older times, they thought your soul left your body and someone had to say "bless you" or it would be taken by the devil. Or something similar.
Point is, not that.
 

Taco

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I win because on average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
 

Windchild

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I win because:

STARSCREAM: Someday I'LL be giving the orders, Rumble. You'll do what I say.

SIPHER: (singing) Robots obey what the children say.
 

Taco

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I win because Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear any pants.
 

Caprizant

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I win because he's into the great wide open, under them skies of blue, out in the great wide open, a rebel without a clue.
 
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