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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Erdrick

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I win because Fin-chan wants to see you when she goes to bed.
That is, unless you're not one of those couples that sleeps in different rooms.
 

Taco

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I win because according to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
 

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^Whoops, didn't see it. Sorry.
I win because when you die, your hair still grows for a couple of months.
 

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I win because Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights.
 

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I win because the United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
 

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I win because police dogs are trained to react to commands in a foreign language; commonly German but more recently Hungarian.
 

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I win because when snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
 
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