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Last Poster Wins [v5]

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Caprizant

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By the looks of it, it's in The Shipping Lane of the Pit Stop.
I win due to mass quotings.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because there is a problem with the quotings.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because I was hit by it twice, but they think they solved the problem
 

Taco

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I win because a couple of years ago, the Malaysian government decided to solve their disease-carrying mosquito problem by spraying the infested areas with DDT. This worked, but the cockroaches then devoured the dead mosquitos. This was followed by the region's gecko lizards consuming the roaches. The geckos did not die from the residual poison (surprisingly), but their central nervous systems were greatly affected, causing the lizards to slow down. Moving up the food chain, the cats ate the slow-moving lizards and started to die off in large quantities. Of course, fewer cats means more rats, and the country's rat population soared. As a result, the World Health Organization was forced to step in and ban the DDT. In an effort to restore the ecological balance, they flew in planeloads of cats to kill the rats
 

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I win because boredom can lead to madness in parrots. When caged by themselves and neglected for long periods of time, these intelligent, sociable birds can easily become mentally ill. Many inflict wounds upon themselves, develop strange tics, and rip out their own feathers. The birds need constant interaction, affection, and mental stimulation; some bird authorities have determined that some parrot breeds have the mental abilities of a 5-year-old human child. Should a neglected parrot go mad, there is little that can be done to restore it to normalcy. In England, there are "mental institutions" for such unfortunate creatures.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because I want to make a mewtwo merge. Can I?
 

Windchild

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I win because I want to make a mewtwo merge. Can I?

I win because I've given up on any rules involving Legendaries, other than the nerfing that makes them more on-par with everyone else...

Go right ahead.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because I shall make a mewtwo merge after I get home. I have to go somewhere.
 

Taco

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I win because your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.
 

Mint Elv

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I win because the chance of me dying from the weather right now is almost a 100%
 

Taco

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I win because if you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.
 

Taco

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^Don't worry, I'm online.

I win because a survey found that a quarter of all people who take a briefcase or something similar to work with them have got SOMETHING in it for self-defense.
 
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