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Last Poster Wins [v6.0]

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Caprizant

Everything Stays
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I win because I bring you where you wanna go; I give you all you need to know; I drag you down, I use you up; I am Mr. Self Destruct!
 

Gaga

▲ extremely gay
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I win because I found this amusing :'3

With the Gym shaped like a Clefairy, it stands to reason that the pink moon blob is the greatest fear for any Trainer in this flower laden arena. You are wrong. You are dead wrong. This Gym should be shaped like a Miltank tea bagging your KOed starter as its milk floods over the floor from all four of its udders. You keep trying to face that dastardly cow in combat again and again, but it's too much; it's unstoppable. If you have any male Pokémon, you're going to get Attract stalled, and your starter is almost always male. You have no decent Fighting moves, and it just sponges anything special you throw at it. It's impossible to PP stall that Rollout because it just keeps getting stronger and stronger. Nothing in the nearby Routes is nearly the same level as this and you can't afford the Daycare after so many losses to Whitney, Whitney, Whitney. The city Pokémon Center knows you by your first name, and you have had to Walk of Shame there so many times that your footsteps have imprinted into the city concrete. Truly, there is no hope, and every day is the same: more battles, more losses. You hope for a crit, for a miss, for an act of mercy.
 

Zima

dunno y u gotta pain 2nyt
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I win because I'm pissed off because I can't find my right glove.
 

Fatima Shadow Frost Witch

Always helping Fatima
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<Wins cause<was playing CoD:Black Ops 2 and the Mujahideen feature in it and they take on the same country they faced in the Living Daylights Russia
 

Zima

dunno y u gotta pain 2nyt
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I win because Hetalia used to invoke happy thoughts and feelings for me, but then episode 5 of The Beautiful World came along and made the entire series depressing.
 

Windchild

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I win because I'm not certain if I should just deal with having to read subtitles. Hmm.
 
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