Lie About the User Above

[BigDocFan]

Has given all of my messages a gold star

 

[Chevywolf30]

Was promoted to webmaster in the recent wave of promotions

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

You see that man in his avatar, that's him, he's always been a famous racer in secret but... I found out his secret .

 

[CuboneKing]

Never changes her avatar

 

[Chevywolf30]

The Pokemon in his avatar is the one in his username

 

[DawningWinds]

Considers NASCAR and similar motorsports the most uninteresting type of sport on the planet

 

[skywaffles]

Is studying Yiddish

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

He's eager to change his Grookey badge for a brand new Quaxly one.

 

[skywaffles]

He's a pillowcase salesman

 

[Chevywolf30]

He loves country music

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

He loves Opera music.

 

[ConfectionerMari]

She hates cartoons

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

She hates desserts. Hey kids! You should only eat vegetables

 

[skywaffles]

She wishes this website would get shut down

 

[Arylett Charnoa]

skywaffles is actually living in a secret underwater city of Water-type Pokemon called Lemuria. To get in the zone of posting on Bulbagarden, he jumps out of the water and like the Psyduck in his avatar, submerges facedown within whilst typing posts. One may ask how he can successfully manuever a keyboard whilst hovering like a plank, and one will probably never know such answers, as this is a secret privy only to the Lemurians.

 

[Chevywolf30]

Is famous in the underground crime regions of Tokyo and other major Japanese cities for his illegal noodle making techniques

 

[CuboneKing]

Regularly barks at strangers in public

 

[BigDocFan]

Will do everything in their power to stop me reaching 50,000 messages

 

[DawningWinds]

Is going to stop posting as soon as he reaches 50,000

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

He's actually Archaic in disguise, he created this false identity to watch us from the inside, earning our trust, even promoting himself to Bulbawriter to make the lie more believable. I understand you want to keep your forum under control but that's creepy .