Make a Pokedex entry for a Pokemon that a 10-Year old would make

[TRNatalie]

THE CUTEST POKEMON EVUR!!!!! Just look at it's little red cheeks and it's electric tail and...ouch!! It shocked me!

Nidoran (Either one is fine)

 

[BackSet]

That one's a girl and that one's a boy. Or maybe it's the other way around.

(Btw, how did we get on that king arthur theme earlier?)

Metagross

 

[TRNatalie]

It is so smart when it helps me with my homework. I bet it's so good at it because it's brain is a computer. It evolves from a bunch of beldum glued together.

(Not sure)

Cacnea

 

[Ereshkigal]

My brother said kissing it grants you a wish! My brother is a liar.

(My fault on that)

Ditto

 

[TRNatalie]

It can turn into any pokemon on earth! This one's face stays the same though.

Mimikyu

 

[BackSet]

It has monsters under it's blanket, just like my bed.

Porygon

 

[TRNatalie]

It's a pokemon made of a computer that looks like origami! It's my favorite pokemon but for some reason it never appears in the t.v show.

Beedrill

 

[BackSet]

It's always chasing after the main characters in this show I watch.

Kakuna

 

[TRNatalie]

The yellow version of metapod only it evolves into a beedrill instead of a butterfree.

Kingdra

 

[FluffleFi]

Its the king of the seas! ..But I thought Kyogre was the ruler? but isn't Manaphy the prince? ..What about Kingler and Slowking? WHy're there so many royal Pokemon that rule the sea?!

Clefairy

 

[TRNatalie]

A cute pink fairy that likes to wag it's fingers!

Rockruff

 

[Max1996]

So cute, but too many evolutions.

Nihilego.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

Crazy jellyfish son of a b-tch who twists your mind and screams and then moves on to corrupt your mother.

Blastoise.

 

[Max1996]

A giant turtle that can eject thousands of gallons of water a second.

Crazy jellyfish son of a b-tch who twists your mind and screams and then moves on to corrupt your mother.

That doesn't sound like a 10-year old wrote it.

Silvally.

 

[Revenge of the Boyega]

The Ice King tried to construct another wife by stealing body parts. In the end, he didn't fancy it so he classified it as a Pokemon and had it as a pet. Gunter wasn't impressed.

That doesn't sound like a 10-year old wrote it.

I wasn't the most usual ten year old. Caught between unusual maturity and brain damage.

Horsea.

 

[BackSet]

My friend stole my pose when she caught it.

Poplio

(I'd like to drop a personal entry for silvally: Damn you Tucker!)

 

[Sightnado]

Popplio is a cute seal!

Alolan Raichu

 

[BackSet]

It ate lots of pancakes and now it's so fluffy I'm gonna die!

Poochyena

 

[Sightnado]

Baby hyena!

Mew

 

[BackSet]

So, like, arceus created the universe and all the pokemon but so dod mew and I've seen them both so like what?

Igglybuff