Make an Excuse

[Berrenta]

Sorry, but I am afraid of heights.

Can you please help me pull these weeds in my yard?

 

[Zima]

I have DDR to play. Sorry.

Do you want to play DDR with me?

 

[FaerieStar]

Sorry, but a Gourgeist ate my foot.
Do you want to slay some dragons with me?

 

[Zima]

I don't have a sword. >:

Would you like a cookie? <:

 

[Chibster]

I would take it, but I'm cookie intolerant.

Could you pass me that bottle of ginger ale?

 

[Bouffalant Herdier]

Sorry, my arms aren't attached right now.

Be a dear, and give me a packet of biscuits.

 

[Chibster]

I don't know how to "be a dear"!

Do you want to try my awesome cake?

 

[RTLfan]

No because I don't give a c**p about it.

Do you want to go on a free trip to Tahiti?

 

[Chibster]

Not interested one tiny bit.

Could you give me my glasses?

 

[Zima]

My hands are full. Sorry.

May you drop this package off for me?

 

[Chibster]

You didn't tell me where I should drop it off!

Can I buy that chocolate bar from you?

 

[Enzap]

It's for my grandma!

Why are you stealing my banana?

 

[Capricious Equilibrium]

My two headed zweimonkey is hungry!

Why did you kill Kenny?

 

[Chibster]

He was infected with the bubonic plague, so I put him out of his misery!

Could you watch my dog for 5 seconds?

 

[Zima]

*pokes eyes out* Sorry. I can't.

Please write a name on this piece of paper.

 

[John Understands]

I would love to, but my hands were decapitated by a flying knife.

Why aren't you learning German?

 

[Chibster]

It's too much work!

Do you want to share a banana?

 

[Zima]

I'm not hungry. Sorry.

I have a lot of butterscotch candies. Would you like one?

 

[Chibster]

No thanks, I don't like them.

Do you wanna build a snow..monkey?

 

[John Understands]

No thanks, I'm worried it'll start attacking me.

Want to eat some burgers?