MLP: Chrysalis Emergence (Me and Royal Sovereign)

[Kavidun]

"Weirdo?" he asks. He bites his hoof, disappears for a few seconds, then reappears. "You're about to get hit by a falling brick. I suggest you move out of the way."

A brick falls about three meters away.

"Shit. I swear I positioned that correctly."

 

[Aelia]

Gear rolled her eyes again before closing them, her horn lighting up. ''Then let's get time flowing again.''

 

[Kavidun]

"Go on then, unfuck time." Whooves grins.

 

[Aelia]

Gear's horn suddenly let loose a brilliant flash of magical light before time resumed flowing, the Alicorn falling to her haunches, exhausted.

 

[Kavidun]

Doctor Whooves vanishes instantly and Applejack looks in horror down at her nether regions, pulling her hoof away. Chrysalis finishes her sentence. "- It's nothing personal. I just want you de- WHATHHV BEDJ?"IWQJOA!".

Darrius watches and laughs.

 

[Aelia]

''Hi, Chrysalis.'' Gear said, grinning a little. ''Now you're probably wondering how I did that, right?''

 

[Kavidun]

Chrysalis lands on the ground. "I don't... even..."

 

[Aelia]

''It's all just a matter of time.'' Gear said, smirking.

''Teleportation. She's got a horn. It's obviously gotta be that.'' Differential said.

 

[Kavidun]

OOC:

IC: Applejack looks up. "Then whah the hay was I playin' with mah woman's thingy?"

Cocoon immediately looked in her direction.

"Because you're a pervert." Darrius said flatly.

 

[Aelia]

''Obviously. You were probably pleasuring yourself to Chrysalis stabbing me.'' Gear said.

 

[Kavidun]

Applejack frowns and steps her hoof forward on the ground aggressively. "NO WAY!"

 

[Aelia]

''We all have our weird little things, Applejack. Some like mares, some like blood.'' Gear said teasingly.

 

[Kavidun]

"Ah was NOT masturbatin' to y'all's silly so called "war!" Ah was... Uh..." she stands up. "Whatever."

 

[Aelia]

"You don't have to lie to us, Applejack. I understand. Everypony has their own little fetish." Gear said.

 

[Kavidun]

"WHAH DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP, YA LESBIAN PIECE OF TRAHSH?" Applejack yelled, trotting over to Gear and kicking her with a forehoof to the face.

OOC: So... What's the scene currently? It's been a long time.

 

[Aelia]

Gear swiftly dodged. "Being lesbian is better than clopping to someone being injured." She said.

OoC: Gear just unfroze time.

 

[Kavidun]

OOC: I get that, but what's the whole scene? Where are my characters?

IC: "ONE, AH WAS NAHT DOING THAHT! TWO, EVEN IF AH WAS, IT'S BETTER THAN FUCKIN' MARES!" She turned around, bucked backward and kicked Gear in the face.

 

[Aelia]

Gear quickly dodged again. "How so? I mean, there's no actual love involved in clopping to someone being injured. There is love involved in consensual sex between two mares." Gear said before she realized how much she was sounding like a teacher right now.

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OoC: No idea. I'll try to figure it out later.