Me: Oh my God there is a new Pokemon game, i can't wait to play it.
Game Freak: Also we got an Eevee for the starter Pokemon
Me: Vaporeon wait my darling, we will meet again
GF: No you can not evolve your starter Pokemom neither eevee or pikachu
Me: Okay i can get the one in Celedon Mansion
GF: No you can't because there isn't any Eevee there but you can catch it in the wild
Me: Fighting with a starter pokemon in the wild ? That's sound awasome
GF: No. No fighting with wild Pokemon just catching and there is no random encounters anymore
Me: Okay no problem. But i am so hyped for training my Cyndaquil on a SWITCH. Can you believe it ?
GF: No i can't, because there is no Cyndaquil or any other Pokemon except Kanto Pokemon and Alolan forms
Me: Okay, so i can use a Scizor to rock Sabrina and Lorelei
GF: No you can't. Even tho Scizor evolves from a Kanto Pokemon Scyther, it isn't in the game. Only the first 151 Pokemon and Alolan forms
Me: Okay, shadow bone Alolan Marowak will be pretty handy, where can i catch it ?
GF: Well, there isn't any shadow bone or dragon hammer or seed bomb or venoshock and many other moves (like about 450 of them) and you can't catch Alolan forms but you can transfer them from Pokemon Go
Me: I don't play Go but that's okay i can give thick club to Marowak and there will be no problem
GF: No you can't because there is no held items in the games no leftovers no focus sash no air baloon but you can still Mega Evolve your Pokemon
Me: OH MY GOD Mega Charizard Y and i will be the Champions thanks to Drought + Solar Beam combo
GF: No. You won't. Because there is no abilities in the game but Solar Beam is 200 power right now
Me: Okay i can spend one turn for set up Sunny Day
GF: No you can't cuz there is no weather moves in the game
Me: Okay, if a well-trained Pokemon has good EV and IV there will be no problem we can still be Champions
GF: No, there is no EVs or IVs in the game but we got AV for you
Me: Okay i can get used to AV mechanics. But you now what new games mean new Pokemon, tell me about it
GF: We got only 2 new Pokemon Meltan and Melmetan they are pure Steel type
Me: Sounds well, are these Pokemon important for the story ? What is their connections ?
GF: No, they are not you can easily transfer from Pokemon Go
Me: But i don't play Pokemon Go. Whatever. These games place in Kanto that means Mew will be there. How can we catch it ? Under a truck ? Maybe?
GF: No, you can't encounter Mew but you can pay $50.00 for it
Me: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER GAME FREAK ?
GF: Pokemon following you
Me ( as Red) : ...
Edit:
Me: Tell me at least i can breed Pokemon for egg moves
GF (literally): Pokemon game isn't just hatching eggs